Do you know that GRAVITY Is stronger at morning? It is proven in the fact, It's so hard to get up from… — Pacifiersucker Copy Share Image
“Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.” — E.B. White Copy Share Image
“Sure it is, Bella, sure it is. If everything is so great, then you are you sweating bullets?” — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
“Edward Seymour says, ‘You should have been a bishop, Cromwell.’ ‘Edward,’ he says, ‘I should have been Pope.” — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
“People talk too much, humans aren't descended from monkeys, they're descended from parrots.” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
“Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch "in stitches.” — Angelica Hopes Copy Share Image
“All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.” — Carl White Copy Share Image
“They have no sense of humour whatsoever – even Bunty has a sense of humour compared with our hosts. They have united… — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If you kill me a thousand will take my place,‘ said the man, who was now backed against a wall. ‘Yes,‘ said… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.” — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects,… — Riteish Deshmukh Copy Share Image
“Do you have any old copies of Dickens? Bookseller: We've got a copy of David Copperfield from 1850 for $150. Customer: Why… — Jen Campbell Copy Share Image
My parents' divorce left me with a lot of sadness and pain and acting, and especially humour, was my way of dealing… — Jennifer Aniston Copy Share Image
“Hey, now , enough of that.” Wyeth shook her again, gentler this time, then ducked his head and peered under the curtain… — Sonya Lano Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses.… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
“During the Bosnian war in the late 1990s, I spent several days traveling around the country with Susan Sontag and her son,… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“The year was dying early, the leaves were falling fast, it was a raw cold day when we took possession, and the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“He cleared his throat. “You need to pick a safe word.” “What on earth is a safe word?” He smothered a sigh.… — Janet Elizabeth Henderson Copy Share Image
“Not going to walk me to the door?" I asked, pretending to be shocked at his lack of gallantry. "Of course I… — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“You have savings?" she was astonished. As a woman who lived on the very extreme edges of her budget, whose credit card… — Carmen Reid Copy Share Image
“Wanna trade?" (Puck) ..."Can't you take anything seriously?" (Ash) "I am serious! Duck." I ducked as a dagger flew overhead, barely missing… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“A funny yet interesting read, Will Self knowa his stuff and must do a lot of deep research.” — Will Self Copy Share Image
The Battle of Koom Valley is the only one known to history where both sides ambushed each other. — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“He was in that humour when a man will cut off his nose to spite his face” — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
“Sure, knowledge is power but it doesn’t hurt to also have a sword. Just in case.” Heartan, Viddion marah.” — Taylor Grace Copy Share Image
“Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“C'mon. I'll show you." "Thou speakest strange!" Pearl said. "So do thou!" I said. "Thee!" "Thou!" I said.” — Eileen Favorite Copy Share Image
“Well, my story, surely, would furnish out a surprising kind of novel, if it were to be well told.” — Samuel Richardson Copy Share Image
“You can print a book, unfortunately you can’t print the audience” — Benny Bellamacina Copy Share Image
“We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“She couldn't help thinking that something was wrong with a person had more shoes than books in their home.” — Victoria Connelly Copy Share Image
“Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.” — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
“Yes, it's amazing how little use you get out of a lemon zester on an all-blood diet.” — Alexis Hall Copy Share Image
“What sort of place lets you drive and vote and fuck before it lets you drink a beer?” ~Mark Cooper” — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
