Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids. — Thomas Lansing Masson Copy Share Image
