A lot of humour is about just enjoying life and spontaneity and because you make a joke that puts somebody down -… — John Cleese Copy Share Image
“Joe: Oo, Brittany "Aren't I Fabulous?" Hobson? Addie: She's not that bad. Joe: Brittany "All the Boys Like Me, I'm so Popular… — James Howe Copy Share Image
“You will do well to take advantage of Madame's short residence to get up your French a little... You will be glad… — Joseph Sheridan Le Fanu Copy Share Image
“I like my tea like I like my men,” I say. With the last name “Grey.” But I realize that’s too forward,… — Andrew Shaffer Copy Share Image
“To be honest, my life has exhibited many strange and sometimes troubling characteristics, but shortness is not one of them. It feels… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“Archie Henderson has won no awards, written no books and never played any representative sport. He was an under-11 tournament-winning tennis player… — Archie Henderson Copy Share Image
“tall heavily-armed Jacky, beautiful elegant Ozma, and the little girl with the big sword. Dammit” — Marion G. Harmon Copy Share Image
Once upon a time, a historian told me that the most important choice a new historian could make was of his or… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
“Why save the rainforest, the whales, or the world when you can devote your time to saving syllables?” — Lindsay Faith Rech Copy Share Image
“Ben, there are more important things going on,” I answered. “DESIGNATED DRIVER!” “What?” “You’re my designated driver! Yes! You are so designated!… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Amy: Pond and her boys . . . my poncho boys. If we're going to die, let's die looking like a peruvian folk band.” — Simon Nye Copy Share Image
“I remember Peyton [Manning] called me as soon as I got out to Denver. He started the conversation by asking me, ‘When… — Vernon Davis Copy Share Image
“There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millett's” — Half Man Half Biscuit Copy Share Image
“Some drink to forget, I drink to remember. I drink in order to understand what I mean and to discover what I… — Peter Ackroyd Copy Share Image
“She had her head in a book. Like me she preferred reading about travel to actually traveling; it was so much more… — Zanesh Catkin Copy Share Image
Humour very often consists of shrewd perceptions about people. It's usually fun at someone's expense. Nowadays if you're funny at anybody's expense… — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
“Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to… — E.A. Bucchianeri Copy Share Image
In the twelfth century the Basque fishermen of Biarritz used to hunt whales with deadly efficiency. When the whales sensibly moved away,… — Clive James Copy Share Image
