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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it… — Dennis Miller Copy Share Image
“Yes. Right. You should probably, um..." She had no idea what he should do. Kiss her, she thought. Isn't that what people… — Marissa Meyer Copy Share Image
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