The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
The ignorant ever shun and dread the gifted and enlightened. — Francis Alexander Durivage Copy Share Image
“My mother’s father was just called “The Governor,” or “Himself.” Which, if you have sixteen kids, probably isn’t as crazy as it… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
With comedy, I like to not rehearse and just have fun with it, because I think being spontaneous is the best thing… — Diora Baird Copy Share Image
I use Google to check if I have internet connection more than I use Google to Google. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have never believed much in luck, and my sense of humor has tended to walk on the dark side. — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
“Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
See, the problem is that God gave men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
“He tasted all minty and fresh, and lord knows I had to have tasted all rotten, full of hate and frustration.” — Ethan Day Copy Share Image
“Well," she said, "I see it hasn't got a fuck of a lot better since I was away.” — Alastair Reynolds Copy Share Image
Loads of stuff that I've done has always had a hint of comedy. I did this show called 'Psychoville' that's a horror-comedy.… — Daniel Kaluuya Copy Share Image
“Humor is not a mood but a way of looking at the world. It is correct to say that humor was stamped… — Ludwig Wittgenstein Copy Share Image
Sure, theories of humor discern a few broad invariants: incongruity, misattribution, etc. But whereas I might find a blind date gone horribly… — Paul Di Filippo Copy Share Image
“Major Major's father had a good joke about opportunity. "Opportunity only knocks once in this world," he would say. Major Major's father… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“I suggested that one could be a ray of sunshine in pants just as well, but Aunty said that one had to… — Harper Lee Copy Share Image
“it’s that particular connection between melancholy and humor that Klibansky, Panofsky, and Saxl examined in Saturn and Melancholy (1964). Just as melancholy… — Italo Calvino Copy Share Image
“When I was young and had no sense In far-off Mandalay I lost my heart to a Burmese girl As lovely as… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
“You could take up knitting," he suggested. My eyebrows scrunched together. "The Angel of Death is suggesting I adopt knitting as a… — Elicia Hyder Copy Share Image
“I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
I never lack material for my humor column when Congress is in session. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“No, Miss Palmer. What is bizarre is that I currently have a vagina .” — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born.” — Dakota Dawn Copy Share Image
