“Now is the time to make circles with mints. Do not haste any longer.” — Ripley's B.I.O.N Copy Share Image
“Erik Satie died on July 1, 1925; his last words were 'Ah, the cows...” — John Richardson Copy Share Image
Comedy can be very freeing. Laughter truly is the best medicine. — Christina Applegate Copy Share Image
“A reasonable looking guy with a sense of humour to go to parties with: surely that´s not too much to ask, is… — Nick Alexander Copy Share Image
I'm never gonna be mature. These days that means being boring and losing your sense of humor. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Good things come in small packages. Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages!” — Shubham Choudhary Copy Share Image
To me, 'Scream' is a masterpiece on every level - the performances, the humor, the tone - it's just flawless. — Marley Shelton Copy Share Image
I think everyone is born with humor, but your life can beat it out of you, sadly, or you can be lucky… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
I know I can never work in a comedy because I can't keep a goddamn straight face. — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
Spies have the same kinds of needs and desires that everybody does, which is funny. The best kind of comedy derives from… — Matt Nix Copy Share Image
I have funny bones. If there's ever any kind of tension, I'll always be the one to try and be funny to… — Matt LeBlanc Copy Share Image
A genuine sense of humor is having a light touch: not beating reality into the ground but appreciating reality with a light… — Chogyam Trungpa Copy Share Image
“Mustardseed grinned at Bertie. "I was never any good at geometry, but you’re stuck in a love triangle, aren’t you?" "Shut up,"… — Lisa Mantchev Copy Share Image
“He found Podrick Payne asleep in a chair outside the door of the solar, and shook him by the shoulder. "Summon Bronn,… — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Like most Michigan natives, Ferguson had a vague knowledge of a thing called barbecue, but had never actually eaten any. He was,… — Doug Worgul Copy Share Image
"Write that down," the King said to the jury, and the jury eagerly wrote down all three dates on their slates, and… — Lewis Carroll Copy Share Image
I probably wouldn't be doing comedy, if it wasn't for the fact that I was doing stand-up and getting a few gigs,… — Iain Stirling Copy Share Image
In fact, I get angry when people laugh at me. I go to the airport and the ground hostess starts laughing at… — Johnny Lever Copy Share Image
“Giving him a slight wave, she turned and strolled away. "Jaime?" he called after her. "Jaime, don't ignore me!" Without breaking stride,… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“A teleporting cat! Is she yours?" Dr. Daniel McCleod. "Suki” — Ellen Dawn Benefield Copy Share Image
People do not deserve good writing, they are so pleased with bad. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“Grahame Coats did not go for walks; he had people to do that for him.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
