Humor Quotes · Page 73

Humor, however broad and genial, takes a narrower view than enthusiasm.

— Henry David Thoreau

Vulgarity shouldn't pass off as humour.

— Radha Ravi

Fight scenes, comedy - all are insignificant to me at a personal level.

— Vikram Bhatt

“And for the record, I'm not short! I'm space-efficient.”

— C.T. Oliver

You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!

— Stephenie Meyer

In 20 years of comedy, I've probably had a dozen good points.

— Doug Stanhope

You come to my comedy show to be entertained.

— Bill Cosby

A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.

— Buster Keaton

I grew up in a household where we watched a lot of comedy. It's just something I've always enjoyed.

— DeMarcus Cousins

I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.

— Zach Cregger

I love being a part of a romantic comedy. I've done a lot of comedies but haven't always had a ton of…

— Anna Faris

“Life is like a game of limbo in reverse. The bar keeps rising higher and we need to keep rising to the…

— Ryan Lilly

Call Of Duty will have a guy thinking about joining the army...then finally you realize how many times you died.

— Lazarus Michael

The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to…

— George Mikes

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

— Henry Allingham

They laughed. Things were funny. They weren't afraid to care. There was no sense to life, to the structure of things.

— Charles Bukowski

“What can I do for you, Detective?' he said cheerily, smiling and nodding at Bailey. What was I, chopped liver? I had…

— Marcia Clark

Most books that come out with a comedy label seem to be, Eric [Wareheim] and I could have written, "This is our…

— Tim Heidecker

And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will…

— Walter Brueggemann

“She beat lightly on his chest with her fists. "I want a partner, not a protector." "Can't I be both?" "You're enormously…

— Marie Force

“My only companion from the outside world during nineteen years of isolation has been my personal hatred of Thursday Next. It's kind…

— Jasper Fforde

I'm an actor. I've always been an actor. I've always approached all my comedy as an actor. I don't really care about…

— Brett Gelman

I was born in England - though both of my parents are American - and there's something about the 'Muppets' where they…

— Nicholas Stoller

“I’ll accompany you too, fair lady,” said Reven. “I would fain meet your grandmother.” “You would what?” said Elfwyn. “He means he’d…

— Sage Blackwood

I fought a killer and didnt even smudge my makeup.

— Rose Pressey

For me, comedy and drama are all the same thing.

— Romany Malco

Good things come to those who wait in ambush.

— Rock Cowles

“Want to make God laugh? Tell him you have a plan.”

— Mimi Strong

“You deserve good sperm. You’ve waited a long time.”

— Buffy Andrews

“Just think of them as your little pets.”

— Renata Suerth

“If wishes were horses, what the heck would I need wishes for?”

— Elisabeth Wheatley

I need a man with a good sense of humor and a kind heart.

— Joanna Krupa

“Never put off until tomorrow that which may be avoided entirely.”

— Bill McKean

I want to stay proactive and keep having funny material online.

— Lamorne Morris

If you want to make god laugh, make a plan.

— Jay Baruchel

The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say.

— Charles Stross

“Songwriting is a bitch. And then it has puppies”

— Steven Tyler

“If all the world's a stage, then it's missing a few planks.”

— John Fogarty

There is something funny about sports.

— Nate Bargatze

“And that is why You do not trifle with the Master of the Domain.”

— Sherry Thomas