When you see your friend at the bus stop, and they live too far... ha ha ha.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't really discover that I had a knack for comedy until I landed 'Married w/ Children.' — David Faustino Copy Share Image
“Well, I proved once and for all that the limb is mightier than the thumb.” — Claudette Colbert Copy Share Image
“I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead.” — Bethany Frenette Copy Share Image
“Wearing dark denim, he look more like one of those guys in GQ magazine than a soulless alien version of the goat-sucking… — Jennifer Armentrout Copy Share Image
How often have not the demons called 'Nix,' drawn women and girls into the water, and there had commerce with them, with… — Martin Luther Copy Share Image
Maybe I'll just become a cartoon character because there's nothing left for me to do in an R-rated comedy. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't. — Stephen Mangan Copy Share Image
“...sometimes you have to pretend to be feeling better to actually feel better. It's why new workout clothes make you feel like… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“That will solve nothing, my lord.” His wife strode into the kitchen, stiff pride shining in her eyes. “I told you to… — Mary Wine Copy Share Image
The costume designer designing clothes that helped the comedy in The Proposal, that sold the character. Each and every detail was so… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
[on playing Walter] It was wonderful to be able to play a character who had so many colors and who was able… — John Noble Copy Share Image
“Feel free to look around, but being as though there aren't any people eighteen or older here, stay off the bed. I'm… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
I would love to do comedy. I think I'm funny and that comedy is my strong suit, at least in real life.… — Evan Peters Copy Share Image
Full of fun, over-the-top characters and witty prose, with a touch of gay romance that is equally pleasing to straight readers. The… — Rhys Bowen Copy Share Image
If we learn to accept our imperfections with humor, as the reflection of our very humanity, we will experience humility and tolerance,… — Ernest Kurtz Copy Share Image
“Laughter clears the atmosphere and it gives liberty to every soul.” — Euginia Herlihy Copy Share Image
“What would your shoes say about the things you do everyday?” — Sherley Mondesir-Prescott Copy Share Image
I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image