Humor Quotes · Page 72

I like comedy, I mean, in all forms.

— Paul Mooney

“Sometimes I sets and thinks, and sometimes I just sets.”

— Theodore Sturgeon

Since doing comedy, I'm less of a show-off in real life.

— Joe Lycett

It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.

— Drew Carey

“I’m going crazy, Louis thought wonderingly. Wheeeeee!”

— Stephen King

Genuine laughter is true eloquence and more effective than speech

— Mahatma Gandhi

“If I only had a nickel; I'd spend it on a dime.”

— Tim Wayne

An uncontrolled sense of humor is often costly in business.

— William Feather

Every time I think about writing, comedy doesn't interest me in the slightest. I can play comedy, but I don't think in…

— Jim Parsons

You must be really tired because you've been running through my mind all day

— Alex Low

What is 2.5 inches long and can satisfy a woman every-time? A credit card.

— Anonymous

I'd say I'm not a morning person but I'm really not sure I'm an evening person either.

— Tony Tran

Laughter is sort of a natural truth detector. If you laugh at something, it's probably because there was some truth in it.

— Bill Maher

“Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing”

— Ricky Maye

Three blokes go into a pub. Something happens. The outcome was hilarious!!

— Bill Bailey

“No one should ever go hungry, what with chewing ourselves out, eating crow and swallowing pride.”

— Chris Brady

“Reg: Furth's in London. And yes, I know, it's my fault. But as long as I'ver roused the lion, I was going…

— Suzanne Enoch

“In London, Alexander knows, they like neither his sister nor himself. Society considers the Tsar silly and vain, a ballroom dancer with…

— Emma Richler

My friends say I make them laugh a lot, so I think that somewhere in me is a little comedic ability that…

— Selenis Leyva

“Hold on to your hats, ladies!’ cried Jasper Dash. ‘You’re in for a wild ride! This futuristic buggy can attain speeds of…

— M.T. Anderson

“In our relationships, weatherproofing typically plays itself out like this: You meet someone and all is well. You are attracted to his…

— Richard Carlson

I think if you're watching 'Dumb and Dumber,' I don't know whether you need to buy the Blu-ray of a comedy or…

— Paul W. S. Anderson

“According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment…

— John Green

I read that John Hughes script for 'Mr. Mom,' and I thought, 'This guy is a funny writer.' I went: 'You ought…

— Michael Keaton

Comedy has to have momentum in order for it to keep moving along.

— Rose Byrne

“If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead”

— Benny Bellamacina

“For unto you is given this day a boot to the head.”

— Adam Sternbergh

“Me gusta la Feria del Libro, es como ir a la cancha”

— Anonymous

“True evil is always petty and often incompetent.”

— Claire Chilton

“Sometimes being bitchy is funny...”

— Shayne McClendon

“I thought you guys were doing some kind of secret role-playing shit.”

— M.D. Saperstein

I think humor and terror are very closely related.

— Rachel Zucker

Part of being human is having a sense of humor.

— Patrick Wolf

“People tell me I'm funny. I say looks aren't everything.”

— William Sewell

The camouflage you admire doesn't deserve it.

— John Alejandro King

“I don't fear death--I fear dying before I've read Dickens end to end.”

— Amy Elizabeth Smith

Govinda is my favourite actor - his comedy and dance is unique.

— Prithvi Shaw

Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

— SangFroid Stalker

I'm drawn to the funny brand of comedy.

— Kaitlin Olson

“Bibliomancy: "Divination by jolly well Looking It Up.”

— Marilyn Johnson