“When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead! True Story...” — Barney Stinson Copy Share Image
“These folks zigged when the rest of the world zagged. And once you cross the line, there's no coming back. Mark my… — Jack Gantos Copy Share Image
“Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Oh get over yourself, so you can kill people, I could shoot you in your face if I wanted to, anyone can… — Holly Hood Copy Share Image
“The Park's nice,' his father conceded, 'but the rest of the country is just people in huge cars wondering what to eat… — Edward St. Aubyn Copy Share Image
“Captain," the canoeist named Eric began, taking a step forward. "Have we been Bermuda triangulated?” — Talia R. Blackwood Copy Share Image
“You have two eyes, and two ears, but only one mouth. This is so because you are supposed to look and listen… — Lucca Kaldahl Copy Share Image
“We're needed to save an innocent barrel of wine from a lecherous duke's son.” — Alethea Kontis Copy Share Image
A sense of humor is important. I'm always attracted to a girl with confidence. In terms of looks, I don't have a… — Corey Sevier Copy Share Image
I have become a giant fan of the testing process, especially with a comedy. I mean, they tell you what's funny. It's… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
“In the National Geographic movie of my twisted mind, the lion had just leaped on the gazelle, pinned it to the ground… — Delphine Dryden Copy Share Image
I suppose I walk that line between comedy and cruelty because I think one illuminates the other. We're all cruel, aren't we?… — Martin McDonagh Copy Share Image
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective… — Wendy Wasserstein Copy Share Image
“...Jim finished his beer and wondered how in the hell he'd found himself in the role of Cupid. Man, if those four… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“What makes you think that Valentine's change of plans had anything to do with your brother?" "Because only Jace can piss someone… — cassandra clare Copy Share Image
“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost… — Geoffrey Chaucer Copy Share Image
“Is it hot in here? I’m sweating like a Christian in science class.” — Aaron B. Powell Copy Share Image
