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I make comedies and I always try... I don't try but I allow to have at least 5% of the jokes or… — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
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The problem with comedy audiences - it's like the Coliseum - when they see someone struggling, they don't feel altruistic towards them.… — Jo Brand Copy Share Image
Where did mutt become a insult...from mudblood in harry potter since all it means is mix breed so you should walk up… — MrAwesome Copy Share Image
“Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
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“We can arrange class time with, um, minimum interaction." That's perfect. The part where the interacting is all minimum-y," Montgomery said eagerly.… — Tracy Lynn Copy Share Image
“I have an idea," I said. "This better not be a cunning plan," said Leslie. Nightingale looked blank, but at least it… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
I do feel I'm kind of a magnet for crazy, and if there isn't enough crazy, I will insert myself in a… — Kathy Griffin Copy Share Image
The Democrats said, "We don't know what's wrong with America, but we can fix it." The Republicans said, "There's nothing wrong with… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
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I do all these various activities like painting and writing, comedy and films probably because not that I'm good at everything but… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
We knew the front door was always left open, but we broke in just to keep in practice. Doxy turned all the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“Every once in awhile, have a really good argument with yourself. I mean really get pissed off. Take both sides. Then look… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
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“What’s wrong with my clothing?' she asked, glancing down the length of her body, clothed in a tank top and shorts. He… — Suzannah Daniels Copy Share Image
When I was in improv workshops or doing stand-up or writing comedy with others, or just doing comedy, I just laughed. Funny… — Michael Keaton Copy Share Image
Oscars isn't about comedy. It's about a bunch of people turning up to see if they have won an award. It's a… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
“Human's have developed. Animals doesn't differentiate on bases of color, gender, country, place, caste, money and many more. So, Human's have developed.” — Ifzal Hussain Copy Share Image
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