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I've played such serious characters that no one sees me the way I actually am, which is completely cheesy and goofy, so… — Laura Vandervoort Copy Share Image
“Percy, you are dismissed from my service." "Me? Why, my lord?" "Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
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I was so thankful that I got to go back to comedy and I felt bad that I had abandoned something that… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“[…] I have a date this afternoon." "Oh, Lord." Jake closed his eyes. "Who are you going to destroy now?" "I beg… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
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We have set out to promote the work of community and faith-based charities. Government cannot be replaced by charities, but it can… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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When I first started doing my comedy act, I just desperately needed material. So I took literally everything I knew how to… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
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I want to be able to go into a room of aliens and be funny. I don't care who it is. I… — Godfrey Copy Share Image
“EB: Perhaps it's her way of rebelling. You know a thing or two about rebellion, I think. NW: Yes, but I did… — Khaled Hosseini Copy Share Image
'The Watch' is first and foremost a comedy, but since I got to shoot the film using elements from the sci-fi genre,… — Akiva Schaffer Copy Share Image
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When you're standing around for an hour doing stand up it's no big deal but when you're standing around watching a show… — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
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“And what do you know, John's hands flew through the positions of ASL in various l-got-this combinations. "Is he deaf" the guy… — J. R. Ward Copy Share Image
“the hand has programmable fingerprints, a vibration motor, data interface capabilities-” “Wait. A vibration motor in your hand? Why?” “I’m a man,… — Joseph Lallo Copy Share Image
“By some miracle, Charlotte's polite smile never wavered. It was a proud moment for her. After all, it wasn't every day that… — Olivia Parker Copy Share Image
“Close your eyes and picture it. Can you see it?" I nod, eyes closed. "Imagine it right there before you. See its… — Alyson Noel Copy Share Image
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What I loved about 'The 40 Year-Old Virgin,' the title is the easy sell, but when you see the movie, the comedy… — Peyton Reed Copy Share Image
With the Tonys it's a little tricky because a lot of the funnier jokes are more insider, so people watching at home… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
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If you're frightened of leprechauns, the best thing to do is to get yourself a little leprechaun outfit and see how big… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
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With stand-up, I can have an idea, go down the street to a comedy club and work on it, flesh it out,… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
“Does it bother you when you see Daddy kissing Josh?” he asked. Ty shook his head and made a funny face. “No,… — Jeff Erno Copy Share Image
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Honestly, it's hard to learn about comedy from comedians. Comedy is not something that you necessarily learn or can imitate. You're funny… — Jane Levy Copy Share Image
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