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Our records, if you have a dark sense of humor, were funny, but our records weren't about comedy. They were about protests,… — Ice Cube Copy Share Image
Humanity needs more than merely information. We express original ideas, humor, and our personal wills. We express passions and emotions. A person's… — Hideo Kojima Copy Share Image
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it’s as if the universe has a sense of humor, since at a deep level it’s impossible not to lead a spiritual… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
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