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![“I swear there are about a million rocks underneath me," [Dylan] said grouchily. Think of it as therapeutic. Like a shiatsu massage." (Sadie) You obviously have a much better imagination than me," he said.” quote by Sarah Mayberry](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/167/sarah-mayberry-9507_camping_i-swear-there-are-about-a-million-rocks_1549520.jpg)
![“It's so fun because Jason [Mantzoukas]'s one of the smartest people I've met in comedy. So unbelievably fast comedically - so he's quick with whatever, but it's fun to watch someone be so quick and so stupid simultaneously.” quote by Jackie Schaffer](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/5e1/jackie-schaffer-56221_comedy_it-s-so-fun-because-jason-mantzoukas-s-o_2919975.jpg)
![“If you show up late [for anger management], you don't get credit for the class, which made that car ride even more of a test of your temper. Being late was great-you could leave if you wanted to, but that wasn't going to help you at all. I was late a few times and I always stayed, hoping to get…” quote by Tommy Lee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/382/tommy-lee-3389_anger-management_if-you-show-up-late-for-anger-management_414567.jpg)
