“They forgot to feed them for a few days and, when they remembered, both lions lay limp in their cage, as if… — Wilkie Martin Copy Share Image
“An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored,… — R.S. Vern Copy Share Image
There's something inherently British about siding with the underdog. While comedy needs victims, it doesn't need to treat them in a brutal… — Hugh Dennis Copy Share Image
“But trying to use willpower to overcome the apathetic sort of sadness that accompanies depression is like a person with no arms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Comedy is still alive, and there are still funny people. Jews are still overrepresented in comedy and psychiatry and underrepresented in the… — Robert Klein Copy Share Image
“Scientists say that the twenty percent must go somewhere because of something to do with something called “thermodynamic laws,” but police officials… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
“The vastness, the immensity, the awfulness of what I saw as I kept moving along with the front line engagements was utterly… — Cari Beauchamp Copy Share Image
“I’m well aware that this—that I—am the first man to ever do this to her. And yes, as a guy, that fact… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Instead of letting anxiety run you, try voicing it. Voice it in your comedy. Voice it in a script. Just voice it,… — Baron Vaughn Copy Share Image
“I walked into school and saw this kid wearing the same shirt that I had. I looked at him and said,"You stole… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
As somebody who wanted to be creative, growing up, I remember always thinking that the thing I had going against me was… — Mitchell Hurwitz Copy Share Image
“You surprise me, Hastings. Do you not know that all celebrated detectives have brothers who would be even more celebrated than they… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Try to find someone with a sense of humor. That's an important thing to have because when you get into an argument,… — Ed Sheeran Copy Share Image
My sister just had a baby, a little newborn. The kid is adorable, so cute. She wouldn't let me hold him, she… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Pero hindi lahat ng inaakala mong korni, e korni. Minsan ikaw lang din talaga ang walang sense of humor at may deperensya,… — Bob Ong Copy Share Image
“I must confess that most modern mysticism seems to me to be simply a method of imparting useless knowledge in a form… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Cool loneliness allows us to look honestly and without aggressionat our own minds. We can gradually drop our ideals of who we… — Pema Chodron Copy Share Image
The energy in a comedy is very serious. Somebody said comedy is a tragedy plus time. When you have a tragedy, for… — Javier Camara Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
Men don't feel the urge to get married as quickly as women do because their clothes all button and zip in the… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Comedy is like a very cokey, druggy sugar. You get hits of comedy, and it's very, "More, give me more of that… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“Brin tilted his head. 'For a moment I thought you were a dirty little tramp like the rest of us, but then… — Lisa Henry Copy Share Image
“You have quite the clever tongue on you!” “I’ve never actually had someone’s tongue on me,” Shallan said, turning a page and… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
I'm Here All Weak might be the strangest comedy album I have ever heard. But I've listened twice, which is more than… — Tom Scharpling Copy Share Image
“Look, Neal, Hawaii is not some magical pixie wonderland; it’s an American state populated by atomic weapons, a remnant native population and… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
I got away from comedy because it wasn't being done in the way that I loved and the way that I could… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own… — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
He knew who I was, at that time, because I had a reputation as a writer. I knew he was part of… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
I have a few business ideas (that I'm going to advertise in High Times, amongst other places), and one of them is… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“Ahoy there, Lord Pegleg!" cried the Fool. "Why are you hopping on one foot?" "And what would you have do on one… — Eric Metaxas Copy Share Image
“New lesson class... most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword.this change is perfectly normal, and will happen to… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“What - what - what are you doing?" he demanded. "I am almost six hundred years old," Magnus claimed, and Ragnor snorted,… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
My two souls, the socially conscious one and the lighthearted one, are always in my movies because they find a perfect habitat… — Lina Wertmuller Copy Share Image
“You mightn't think it, but Sloppy is a beautiful reader of a newspaper. He do the Police in different voices' The visitors… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
It has become cliché to say I laughed until I cried, but when I'm done reading one of [Kupperman's] underground comics my… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
“Even if she was only just 17, sometimes a woman can be so busy they forget to have a sense of humour… — Chassis Albuquerque Copy Share Image
“For the first twenty years of my life, I rocked myself to sleep. It was a harmless enough hobby, but eventually, I… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I like very dry humor. I dont like things that are over the top. I like subtlety. I like things that are… — Emily Rios Copy Share Image
“He looked at her defiantly, and she thought: and so one at a time we all become human—human werewolves, human dwarfs, human… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“When a great figure passed through a city of Burgundy or Champagne, the corporation of the city turned out to deliver an… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
![“The vastness, the immensity, the awfulness of what I saw as I kept moving along with the front line engagements was utterly beyond my powers of comprehension, let alone my ability to describe or scenarioize [sic]. . . . I could not write of the war, of the agonies, of the bravery of our boys or…” quote by Cari Beauchamp](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/6ea/cari-beauchamp-30102_humor_the-vastness-the-immensity-the-awfulness_2897307.jpg)
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