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“You’d put our parents at risk for some piece of tail?” Ghleanna demanded. “She saved my life.” “You can fight your own… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“Never ever make a joke to the police, they have no sense of humour. Never make a political joke, it will always… — Dick Francis Copy Share Image
Humor and absurdism are inevitable. If you look at our current massive flow of consumer products and digital communication and related media… — Aaron Belz Copy Share Image
“He smiled. "You’re into me, I can tell." "I’m not into you," I said hotly. Hotly, because as soon as the words… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
I think comedy does have that powerful thing that doesn't seem too preachy because you're also making people laugh, so it's really… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I love watching audiences scream. I imagine it's the same joy that a director feels who has made a comedy when he… — Leigh Whannell Copy Share Image
I will always have a place in my heart for for comedy, and always want to do more, because I just love… — Dylan Llewellyn Copy Share Image
“I trust you all slept well,” I said, deliberately keeping my tone light. I returned Malich’s glare with a tight-lipped grin. “Yes,… — Mary E. Pearson Copy Share Image
People always tell me, 'You should do drama. You should do drama.' Even when I first got an agent, they were like,… — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
“There was a multitude of sexual scenarios, from a simple one-on-one couple fucking like bunnies to an outright orgy with no less… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“I once made up a story as a wedding present for some friends. It was about a couple who were given a… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“You're walking funny," Lucy said, a shit-eating grin on her face. Five days of out of this world sex with a starving… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“She just shook her head and pulled out a small bottle of some random pop star's signature perfume, spritzing me with the… — Cara Lynn Shultz Copy Share Image
“In the morning a new man was behind the front desk. "And how did you enjoy your stay, Sir?" he asked smoothly.… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“All children in those small-town, unhurried days had a vast inner life going on in the movies. Children were allowed to go… — Eudora Welty Copy Share Image
“Say'st thou me so? is that a ton of moys? Come hither, boy: ask me this slave in French What is his… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Olivia sat back and propped her half-boots on the table. 'So far it's working. He has to return to me because I… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
My teacher at RADA said I was going to have trouble when I left because I wasn't an obvious juvenile lead, although… — Anne Reid Copy Share Image
Where comedy works best is where it does something unexpected and seeks to shed a different light on something which you haven't… — Rebecca Root Copy Share Image
For me, comedy literally is way more terrifying than doing drama, so it's always about stretching what I think I can do… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
“There are three kinds of males in this world: boys, guys, and men. Boys – like Billy – never grow up, never… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Scientists have this stigma of being guys or women in white lab coats with no sense of humor, no passion, devoid of… — Michael Pitt Copy Share Image
So my mum bought a jacuzzi, and I was in there along with my father and my sister, when my mother decided… — Russell Howard Copy Share Image
“I don’t know. You’ll have to ask him yourself.” She sat up enough to look him in the eye. “I am not… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
“In another Christmas story, Dale Pearson, evil developer, self-absorbed woman hater, and seemingly unredeemable curmudgeon, might be visited in the night by… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I don't want to run for anything. I want to shove this miserable cheap-ass check so far up Wells's ass he can… — Richard Kadrey Copy Share Image
I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you… — Tim Conway Copy Share Image
“The shots and shouts of the attackers rang out quite clearly but were already gone some distance away. Here I lay on… — Georg Rauch Copy Share Image
“After all, it wouldn't be the first time that I'd let a beautiful woman rip the molecules of my body apart, shoot… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be a comedian, even when I was a little kid. I had a funny father who was in… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
You cant be a casual observer of something humorous - you have to engage, you have to find it funny for the… — Brendan Coyle Copy Share Image
“It was the only time I'd ever heard someone ask, "Can you grab me the spoon?" as opposed to "a spoon," which… — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
If a comedian tells a joke that you find funny, you laugh. If he tells a joke you do not find funny,… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
Well, the most terrible fear that anybody should have is not war, is not a disease, not cancer or heart problems or… — Jonathan Winters Copy Share Image
“Key Rabbit, allow me to bore you with a comparison of your wife and a beautiful woman," I said. "In the morning… — Barry Hughart Copy Share Image
“Mom hopped up to turn off the burner, but it subsided before she got there. 'If this--whatever it is--starts playing with fire,'… — Ann Hodgman Copy Share Image
Men accept compliments much better than women do. Example: "Mitch, you look great." Mitch: "Thanks." On the other side: "Ruth, you look… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
