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“Quatermain (while climbing down): We are above an abyss such as satan's own, Miss Murray.Pray not to look down. Mina: And you,… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“In Hollywood, the real stars are all in animation. Alvin and the Chipmunks don't throw star fits, don't demand custom-designed Winnebagos, and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“Well," the Marsh King pursed his beak politely, "at any rate, your manliness need only last for a relatively brief period. I… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
What really holds their marriage together are mutual respect of an awesome depth, a shared sense of humor, faith that they were… — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
“Success. I turned back to my sandwich, only to find that it wasn’t there anymore. Maybe because it had been hijacked. “Give… — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“While inside the vaulting of the ribs between his knees the darkly meated heart pumped of who's will and the blood pulsed… — Cormac McCarthy Copy Share Image
I don't actually believe in the genre of comedy. Sometimes when I watch comedies, I can't see the soul of the show.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
It's exciting to be able to do something completely independent without anybody challenging it, and it's a big part of the reason… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah. He's dead, a voice inside her head confirmed. "No way!" Brianna backed away from him, looking around the room in… — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because… — Anne Beatts Copy Share Image
It's very hard to find a good comedy. I prefer doing comedy far over anything else because I think they're actually more… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
I liked horror and comedy, basically, from a young age, but I just ended up getting into comedy because there was -… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
Our characters act silly, even totally ridiculous at times, and most of our jokes don't come out of pop cultural references. It… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“Unpaid internships are worse than slavery," Gabby said. I looked at her, unsure of what she meant. "They make us work ridiculous… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
“Alaythia smiled sympathetically. "The Coast of the Dead. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?" Simon tried to smile back. "Someone in a good mood… — Jason Hightman Copy Share Image
“From the slope of Haleakala, the Old Broad watched the activity in the channel with a two-hundred-power celestial telescope and a pair… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I probably shouldn't mock our family. House Davar is distinctive and enduring." Jushu raised his cup. Wikim nodded sharply. "Of course," she… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Sometimes the questions are more important than the answers, especially when you do not know what the answers are. I didn't give… — Paul Neilan Copy Share Image
One thing I have that the majority of other designers don't is humor. That's distinctly my approach, and it was distinctly Franco… — Jeremy Scott Copy Share Image
How long again before some genius invent a phone that you can stick your tongue out and kiss or lick the other… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“I shrugged off his arm. “That’s right. Fourteen-year-old boys have better taste than you. They think I’m hot.” I licked my fingertip… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“William had to be at his office at eight, so his mother got up at seven o' clock to prepare him. He… — D. H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
To me, most theatre looks ridiculous. I find it very difficult to do. Personally, if I ever try to do serious stuff,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Crisparkle had need of her own share of philanthropy when she beheld this very large and very loud excrescence on the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“Even Scientific American entered the fray with an article proposing that the person portrayed in the famous Martin Droeshout engraving might actually… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” “What does it look like? I’m getting down on my knees.” His head butted against her stomach. Her… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry," he says. "What? Why?" "You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which are readjusting the elephant.… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“Merkin had used only one drop of the “just soap.” Two drops would have made her Master walk slightly awkwardly. Three drops… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
“You know how to fire this?" he asked. Thomas took Ulysses's gun. It looked absurdly large in his thin hands, but he… — Cameron Stracher Copy Share Image
“Before he left, he took an ivy leaf from a book that was in his pocket and handed it to me, with… — Oddný Eir Copy Share Image
I might appear confident and chatty, but I spend most of my time laughing at jokes I don't find funny, saying things… — Tabitha Suzuma Copy Share Image
“All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she flopped… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
Twitter is the most amazing medium for a comedy writer. I can't get in every idea I want on the show no… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“Bridget was the first to bow forward and inspect our weapons. “May I hold my sickle? Just for a moment?” “Sure,” said… — Lowvee Cole Copy Share Image
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