“Lifting the bedcovers I see out of my one operational eye that my trousers are still wrapped around one leg and I… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“If there is such a thing as platonic love between a man and a woman it is the result of a profound… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of Jack Lemmon, he was someone who managed to tread that line between comedy and tragedy and sometimes… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“I wrote many things for and with John. I know this is one assignment he'd rather I didn't have to take on.… — Dan Aykroyd Copy Share Image
“Why is it that men reduce themselves to one-liners and bad movie quotes whenever they get into a fight?" said Parker. "Is… — Matt Forbeck Copy Share Image
“This is a kinetic-kill, side-winder vehicle…It’s completely elegant, bafflingly beautiful, and it’s capable of reducing the population of any standing structure to… — Justin Hammer Copy Share Image
Dear favorite, You know me better than anyone. And you still like me! Amazing. Anyone who spends time with you is just… — Scot Copy Share Image
“Recent research suggests that while both men and women say they like a “good sense of humor” in a potential mate, they… — Glenn Geher Copy Share Image
I believe that everyone should be treated as an individual. Women should be treated equally in the right to vote, sure. But… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
I'm a mumbler. If I'm walking with a friend, and I say something, he says, "What?" So I say it again, and… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I must say you do look funny." "And shall I tell you wot you look like? You look like a blinkin' barrel… — Warren Chetham-Strode Copy Share Image
It's like in most parts of America, where there was industry and there is no longer; there is cynicism mixed with sarcasm… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
Really, I just love doing comedy. Any form it takes is great, as long as I can keep doing it, you know?… — Nick Kroll Copy Share Image
Because comedy is my bedrock, expressing my opinions is something I'm so used to in my career. Even as a writer, saying… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
Oh Lord, give us a sense of humor with courage to manifest it forth, so that we may laugh to shame the… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
“She had a smooth, low voice and a naughty, shocking sense of humour. Laughter followed in her wake; she collected admirers, both… — Kathleen Tessaro Copy Share Image
Comedy in the past hasn't spoken to women because it wasn't written by women, and male writers don't make women three-dimensional characters.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“Sometimes it's good to shake up the status quo. You just have to make sure that when you turn society on its… — Donna Kauffman Copy Share Image
“Be warned. This book has no literary merit whatsoever. It it a lurid piece of nonsense, convoluted, implausible, peopled by unconvincing characters,… — Jonathan Barnes Copy Share Image
“. “And I stole some oxen jerky out of Bercelak’s bag. He makes the best oxen jerky.” “Bercelak the Vengeful cooks?” “Aye.… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
I think the kick to doing comedy is just to get in a film with really funny people and let them do… — Amy Adams Copy Share Image
What is scary to me is silly to somebody else. CG isn't scary to me. It's like comedy - comedy and horror… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
“So might I suggest at your earliest convenience that you pay a visit to the Okins Funeral Salon to make arrangements?" "Why'd… — Lesley Kagen Copy Share Image
Picking my topics is sort of a process of elimination for me. Most things don't work for me. I like to cover… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
“The human route to sympathy or empathy is a clumsy one but it's all we've got. To understand the consequences of our… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Perhaps if you were to refrain from deploying the phrase ‘ignorant buffoon’ with a liberality most writers reserve for ‘it’ and ‘the,’… — Vinnie Tesla Copy Share Image
“He's so unlucky it's almost lucky," Gren said. "It's like he has reverse luck." "He's reverse good-looking, too" said Hyde. "I'm going… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“I love you too, I wanted to say with as much hurtful sarcasm as I could muster, but she hadn't seen me,… — Ransom Riggs Copy Share Image
“If you refuse to entertain a baby cousin, the baby cousin may get bored and entertain itself by wandering off and falling… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“I didn’t, couldn’t, begrudge any woman who wanted Brad. I wanted him for everything— his strength, his weakness, his sexuality, his humor,… — Alessandra Torre Copy Share Image
Today I dialed a wrong number... The other person said, "Hello?" and I said, "Hello, could I speak to Joey?"... They said,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Where did you meet?” he pressed on. I shrugged and considered a little rephrasing. “I was out for a run.” “From who?”… — Dannika Dark Copy Share Image
Comedy, surprisingly for a form that intends to bring joy and joviality, is always upsetting people. Jokes rely on broad strokes, stereotypes,… — Sara Pascoe Copy Share Image
“Read your work aloud, if you can, if you aren't too embarrassed by the sound of your voice ringing out when you… — Francine Prose Copy Share Image
The privilege of friendship is that we can talk nonsense all the time & the funny thing is that nonsense is understood,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“She looked genuinely confused. “I…I don’t know. He just seems so sweet and out of place. I guess I feel sorry for… — Christy Trujillo Copy Share Image
I never wanted to do just one thing. There's even other things in comedy that I want to do. For me, it's… — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
“The dust made Lily cough. She buried her face in the crook of her arm to muffle the noise. But behind all… — Ellie McDonald Copy Share Image
When they played, it wasn't music. It was the sound of chaos. I knew it was the sound of chaos because you… — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
“The sergeants are shunted forward and they blink and stare up at Gonzo as he leans on the edge of his giant… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
