“...,dying seems like the greatest weakness, and in a world where people say you're lazy for not shaving your legs, then being… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“Most of the truly kind people of this world show some measure of discomfort when offered kindness. Their gratitude stems not only… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
I would rather be funny than gorgeous, absolutely. Because it's too hard to be gorgeous, you know. I could make a stab… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
“It's kind of interesting you're driving a car big enough for a wolfhound and a mastiff to get in the back of… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
“A young Buddhist frog took a leap, Into some traffic, "Beep, Beep!" He sprung from his feet, Jumping into the street, And… — Lennie Peterson Copy Share Image
“He was through playing games. When it cam to Soteria he had no sense of humor what so ever. Anyone who threatened… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“I'm transferring Ian down to New Orleans to assist with this,” Arch said as he looked at both men. “I would send… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“You don't need to explain. This is your house too-you can go where you want," I reply. I smile as best as… — Jackson Pearce Copy Share Image
“If you throw up," Kles said unsympathetically, "remember not to face the wind." "Yeah, Koko. You're the one who's been complaining about… — Laurence Yep Copy Share Image
In studio films, everything has to be boxed in, everybody needs to know beforehand - this is comedy, this is sci-fi, this… — Famke Janssen Copy Share Image
“She told me she loved me. She told me a lot of things. Some of those things were true, and some of… — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“Win or lose, the crows always laughed--the hard, old jaded laughter that came of looking at the world with a black and… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
Plot, rules, nor even poetry, are not half so great beauties in tragedy or comedy as a just imitation of nature, of… — Horace Walpole Copy Share Image
“...he found that after prolonged contact with Claire and her opinions, he had much less trust in physicians that heretofore - and… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
“Girls do go for the finely-chiselled. And apart from his looks, he's and artist, and there's something about artists that seems to… — P. G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“I'm afraid I've got to leave for a while. Will you be all right while I'm gone." "I'm pregnant,Ethan,not dying of the… — Kat Martin Copy Share Image
Life makes fools of all of us sooner or later. But keep your sense of humor and you'll at least be able… — Paul Murray Copy Share Image
The film I did with Bobby De Niro, 'The King of Comedy' - an awful lot came to me out of that… — Jerry Lewis Copy Share Image
My humor tends to be a little more edgy than is appropriate for 'Twilight,' although I got some in there. That was… — Melissa Rosenberg Copy Share Image
I don't play comedy as comedy. That would be the biggest trap. I think about the characters and their situations. Then you… — Penelope Cruz Copy Share Image
In this political climate, people are so shut down to other ideas - I call it a hardening of the categories -… — Kate Clinton Copy Share Image
I personally feel that, for some people, their physique and looks work for them. And when you're deprived of both these aspects,… — Riteish Deshmukh Copy Share Image
What I am against is quotas. I am against hard quotas, quotas they basically delineate based upon whatever. However they delineate, quotas,… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“ 'We cannot decide,' the Witness for the Treasury said. 'We are sorry, but it is the truth.' 'May we suggest that… — Katherine Addison Copy Share Image
“It is well known that stone can think, because the whole of electronics is based on that fact, but in some universes… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Walt also had a humorous sign posted outside the mansion, recruiting ghosts who wanted to enjoy 'active retirement' in the "country club… — Leslie Le Mon Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian. I don't do stand-up. I don't tell jokes. I'm a comedic actor, and approach my work that way.… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
We [me and Eugene Levy] both try to play the reality of a moment and don't try to impose humor on something… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
“He crouched at the care window and looked in. "What a lovely family you have. What a charming family. They're all lovely.… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
I am just an old country boy in a big town trying to get along. I have been eating pretty regular and… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
“By all the rules of modern fiction there should have been gunsmoke mingling its acrid blue with the brown haze of corral… — B.M. Bower Copy Share Image
“... even though two decades and several years had gone by since [she] first decided to be a fairy, even though Lizabeth… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you… — Frankie Boyle Copy Share Image
Eventually, this is how I would like to be remembered at the end of my career: He was never the best in… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
“...indeed, with the Radletts, you never could tell. Why, for instance, would Victoria bellow like a bull and half kill Jassy whenever… — Nancy Mitford Copy Share Image
“Thanks a lot. You could have cut the girl some slack. We haven't had anything pretty to look at around here since… — Robyn Carr Copy Share Image
“The lemons life gave me are stored in a basket. Judgmental people provoke me to bake them into a whipped pie of… — L.A. Nettles Copy Share Image
“I know that look." I put one arm out in from of me. He didn't stop. "Chris, we have to get going."… — Sadie Grubor Copy Share Image
“Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo… — Cracked.com Copy Share Image
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