“The male frog, in mating season," said Crake, "makes as much noise as it can. The females are attracted to the male… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“The Times once published an unintentionally humorous description of a Peter Ustinov documentary, noting that “highlights of his global tour include encounters… — Conor Lastowka Copy Share Image
'Smart Funny & Black' came about because I felt that black comedians were being considered as only capable of a certain type… — Amanda Seales Copy Share Image
“And you, Lord Bridgerton," she replied in a tone that could have frozen champagne, "are almost as handsome as your brother." Colin… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
I never want to be called the funniest Indian female comedian that exists. I feel like I can go head-to-head with the… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
“I was struck by the image of Daddy still dressed in that same plaid shirt and undershirt with the bloodstains below the… — Earl B. Russell Copy Share Image
At one point when I was very young, when I was first starting out, I thought, 'Well, one day I'll be able… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
My dad was very much a John Wayne kind of guy, but he was also a great guy, great sense of humor,… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
“That’s what you do. With your father. You flip it. Just sort of own whatever it is. Not just with him. You… — Huntley Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“I got to third base. At baseball practice the following Monday, that is. As for what happened that night with Kevin at… — Brent Hartinger Copy Share Image
The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Henry, you mustn’t mind. It is really a kindness to have him.’ ‘Well, I do mind, Emily,’ said Mr Leslie, getting up.… — Angela Thirkell Copy Share Image
We're a family with a pretty light sense of humor but, still, on the anniversary of my mom's passing we don't feel… — Marcela Valladolid Copy Share Image
“It was a simple meal, but ideal for preventing constipation. Constipation was one of the things she hated most in the world,… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“What?" I said, suspicion starting to rise in me. "When did they start coming after you?" "Was it— was it after the… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“He snuffles. Oh, no. He's not going to cry, is he? Because even though it's sweet when guys cry, I am so… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it's very human. Even in the depths of… — Colm Meaney Copy Share Image
I eventually became an actor, starting with doing stand-up comedy in New York and then theater wherever they would let me. Finally,… — Nolan North Copy Share Image
“I have been meditating on the very great pleasure which a pair of fine eyes in the face of a pretty women… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
Blame it on circumstances, but I am actually being penalised for doing good work. I did good comedy so everyone is making… — Arshad Warsi Copy Share Image
The only thing I knew in the world as a little kid was comedy. And no other kids in my school cared… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
I don't think every joke has to be so dadgum cerebral. I mix it up really good, because that's the kind of… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should… — Ron Dentinger Copy Share Image
Comedy is often a short career because you get to a point where you are no longer a small thing punching up… — Tim Minchin Copy Share Image
“For a moment she was convinced she was still dreaming. That she’d fallen asleep while reading one of JR Ward’s Brotherhood of… — Trish McCallan Copy Share Image
“Okay. Allow me to explain. We are very interested in you. In your talent." "Talent?" " Talent is not exactly the right… — Andrea Portes Copy Share Image
“Max was looking scrambled and nauseous and Will was practically holding Max up as they walked. “Dude, I get why they call… — Amanda Kelly Copy Share Image
I never thought I'd be a comedian. But, growing up, I simply loved watching comedy. The '80s was huge for comedy in… — Arj Barker Copy Share Image
I'm afraid one thing - I don't like heights. Heights bug me out. I'm not cool with heights. I refuse to do… — J. B. Smoove Copy Share Image
“So what does the winner get in the end?" Tate asked. "They get to sit around with the losers and say, 'I… — Melina Marchetta Copy Share Image
“Hell, he´d probably put Ryan in charge just so Bunny wouldn´t be forced to do the paperwork. The last time they´d put… — Dana Marie Bell Copy Share Image
“No novel is anything, for the purposes either of comedy or tragedy, unless the reader can sympathise with the characters whose names… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try to fake three laughs in an hour - ha… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“He tugged on an imaginary rope,somewhere on the level of his ear, and then jerked his neck to one side, tongue protruding,… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Everything has to be a joke. That's the power of comedy. I repulse people, I'm pushing them away, and then I bring… — Sarah Sherman Copy Share Image
“It's a fine, warm day,” Henry replied. “I thought a spot of fishing?” “Just the thing!” said Felix. “Will you join us,… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
“As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Why, aren’t you just about as sweet as syrup on a sundae? I sure would appreciate that, ma’am.” He winked. “How’d you… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I was the first South Asian female to do comedy videos on YouTube. But at the same time, all races face their… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
