“...C'mon, honey, don't be mad at me. I don't mean to lie, I just remember big." Buck Preston to CeeCee's neighbor, Miz… — Beth Hoffman Copy Share Image
“The problem is you make the tricks look good. You are a brilliant acrobat, and a witty comedian. You are skillful. People… — Kelli Swofford Nielsen Copy Share Image
Sometimes I would like the opportunity to do character-driven comedy and that's really what I was trying to do in Meet The… — Jay Roach Copy Share Image
“Now, Mr. Antonio. I understand that there are people who are close to you who want me dead.” “No, mija. They don’t… — Rumi Antoinette Copy Share Image
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I think humor is a really important way of creating solidarity - like, through humor you can make people realize that certain… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
“So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?" "We," [Varen] said at last, "are doing a project on Poe." "Didn't he… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
I never walked the streets of New York hoping to be a musical comedy star. For one thing, they would have thought… — Esther Williams Copy Share Image
My Zombie apocalypse plan is simple but effective; I fully intend to die in the very first wave. Seems more logical than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The book did not say anything about a statue, valuable or otherwise, and so I stopped reading about the Bombinating Beast and… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
“He is not a man wedded to action, Boleyn, but rather a man who stands by, smirking and stroking his beard; he… — Hilary Mantel Copy Share Image
I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be… — Kurt Fuller Copy Share Image
“the people who are best at telling jokes tend to have more health problems than the people laughing at them. A study… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ . . . there was little to choose between Jews and Catholics. The Jews had holidays that turned up out of… — Alan Bennett Copy Share Image
I hadn't done just a straight-out comedy in a long time, just letting an ensemble do really good character acting, having them… — Brian De Palma Copy Share Image
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“Her assignment had been to write a simple Sumerian code for preserving a jar of pickled eggs. (To the programming-inclined reader, this… — Sorin Suciu Copy Share Image
All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately.… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
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The people running Silicon Valley are not making the show because they want to do a satire of Silicon Valley. They are… — Daniel Lyons Copy Share Image
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People come up to me in supermarkets and demand humour. And the less amusing I am, the more they piss themselves. So… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
Early in my career, people wanted to pigeonhole me as the bad guy because I'm of Italian-American descent, which they often were… — Stanley Tucci Copy Share Image
Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment - a way of looking at one's existence, one's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I push him off, sit up an start puttin my clothes to rights. He's made a heroic effort to undress me. You… — Moira Young Copy Share Image
I was a terribly quiet, shy child. The comedy thing came when I was at university and I started doing stand-up, which… — Ardal O'Hanlon Copy Share Image
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My criteria for doing a television series never changed. I wanted more stability, I wanted more of a sense of family, I… — Kathryn Bigelow Copy Share Image
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God must have a sense of humor. I mean why a man weakness must be a woman ass? When God was programming… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
![“So." [Isobel] cleared her throat. "What are we doing?" "We," [Varen] said at last, "are doing a project on Poe." "Didn't he marry his cousin or something?" "The man is a literary god and that's all you have to say?” quote by Kelly Creagh](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/fb0/kelly-creagh-4375_humor_so-isobel-cleared-her-throat-what-are-we_2533455.jpg)
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