“Helen felt as if the whole world had turned into some gigantic punch line that she had waited patiently for, and then… — Josephine Angelini Copy Share Image
I was always the guy who made jokes and ribbed people at parties. After I went to the American Academy of Dramatic… — Don Rickles Copy Share Image
Of course, uh, the universe is gradually slowing down and, uh, will eventually collapse inwardly on itself, according to the laws of… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
“He sighed and opened the black box and took out his rings and slipped them on. Another box held a set of… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Names I am most commonly called by telemarketers: Simone, Slain, Siobhan, Flo, Stacey, Susan, Slater, Leanne, and Slow (Yes, my parents named… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
'Stree' is a horror comedy in which a bridal ghost who is back in town to take revenge from men, she is… — Rajkummar Rao Copy Share Image
You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage… — Penelope Wilton Copy Share Image
“Is she special? (asks the gay waiter)" I thinks she's going to break my heart" On arrival of the girl" The flannel… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
My father was an electrical engineer who worked at Westinghouse in Pittsburgh. When I was growing up, my mother wrote humor columns… — Jason Kilar Copy Share Image
Never say, I CAN'T, not even joking because the subconscious mind does not recognize humor. It will take the message seriously, it… — Wandini Copy Share Image
All the people I looked up to - Roseanne, Tim Allen, and Jerry Seinfeld - were stand-up comedians who used humor to… — Retta Copy Share Image
“Holy shit!” Moondance swung around, her face now streaked with the ashy remains of the nephilim, her eyes wide at the sight… — Carol Goodman Copy Share Image
The Comedy Central CDs combined with the TV specials are what led to my stuff being traded and passed around, and a… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“...A person who is headstrong enough to open their eyes and their heart to the full depth and weight of the world… — Patricia Pearson Copy Share Image
“She needed to say something sexy and romantic with a mere hint of her vast intelligence. Something that would entice him into… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
Well, I started trying stand-up before I joined Google, actually. And then I went broke because that's what happens when you try… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she will assume she has gained weight. When a man… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“In 1881, being on a visit to Boston, my wife and I found ourselves in the Parker House with the Ingersoll 's,… — Moncure Daniel Conway Copy Share Image
I'm trying to think of a witty comeback, when Boggs says brusquely, “Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
People think that I can just walk into a room and get a job, but of the 200 interviews and auditions I… — Oona Chaplin Copy Share Image
“Cards and boards, [Johnny] thought. And the dead. That's not dark forces. Making a fuss about cards and heavy metal and going… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Sore loser? You bet your fuckin' ass! What on earth is wrong with being a sore loser? It shows you cared about… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you're a disheveled, easily distracted person, it's always scary when someone asks what your plan is for the day. We don't… — Lisa Smartt Copy Share Image
Comedy doesn't come easy for me. I've only done 2 movies that are really comedy-style films and I have to work at… — Channing Tatum Copy Share Image
“He knew in that moment that falling in love with her would destroy him, and so he decided at once that he… — Ash Gray Copy Share Image
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
There is a collective as well as an individual humor inclining peoples to sadness or cheerfulness, making them see things in bright… — Emile Durkheim Copy Share Image
I can't imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like where you age starts to weigh you down - you… — Jim Jefferies Copy Share Image
“Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
If it is gay, ribald and lascivious night-life you are after, Israel is not the place for you. The night clubs you… — George Mikes Copy Share Image
See Relationships are hard, man. For order, for any relationship to work, both people have to be on the same page, both… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
Henry David Thoreau is very independent-minded, very iconoclastic, and had quite a corrosive sense of humor. I think that I probably have… — Joyce Carol Oates Copy Share Image
This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like,… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“He then bespattered the youth with abundance of that language which passes between country gentleman who embrace opposite sides of the question;… — Henry Fielding Copy Share Image
“Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Ahh . . . maybe we should be going,” Shane said. “Ditch the shoes, Eve. We’ll be running now.” “I love these… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
“Olga was better, in the sun, where he could see every pore in her skin. Get closer. Feel her next to him.… — Graham Spaid Copy Share Image
“Yes. But…” She stroked the smooth backs of her claws down his arms. “You’ll have to spend eternity making it up to… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“You want to go somewhere?' he asked. 'Like now? its late.' 'isn't las vegas the city that never sleeps?' 'i think that's… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
[ 1600 Penn] is an ensemble comedy about a family. It just happens to utilize the fact that my character is now… — Josh Gad Copy Share Image
![“Cards and boards, [Johnny] thought. And the dead. That's not dark forces. Making a fuss about cards and heavy metal and going on about Dungeons and Dragons stuff because it's got demon gods in it is like guarding to door when it is really coming up through the floorboards. Real dark forces…” quote by Terry Pratchett](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/3f6/terry-pratchett-19_dark_cards-and-boards-johnny-thought-and-the_1666211.jpg)
![“I can't imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like where you age starts to weigh you down - you go from being attractive to where they [directors] decided you're out... I feel like with stand-up comedy, it doesn't matter if I've gotten fatter.” quote by Jim Jefferies](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/d03/jim-jefferies-8092_acting_i-can-t-imagine-being-a-woman-in-the-wor_441958.jpg)
![“[ 1600 Penn] is an ensemble comedy about a family. It just happens to utilize the fact that my character is now being forced into this world as a jumping off point. But, in no way is it the crux of the series. It's simply an introduction to the world.” quote by Josh Gad](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/2df/josh-gad-15191_character_1600-penn-is-an-ensemble-comedy-about-a_1093289.png)
