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Twitter is really - I got very addicted to it just because it's so simple, and it's like a video game for… — Paula Pell Copy Share Image
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Stand-up comedy and comedy in general is the ultimate form of free speech, because you get to poke holes in all the… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
I'm just one person with one experience, so really on 'Question Time' and in my comedy day job I just say: 'Hello,… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
It's a lot of work and I also feel like I've done it. I miss comedy. And I also think that, from… — Adam Arkin Copy Share Image
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SpongeBob is a complete innocent - not an idiot. SpongeBob never fully realizes how stupid Patrick is. They're whipping themselves up into… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
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Comedy is the result of what's happening, not what people are doing. Because if people are doing comedy. It's embarrassing. The individual… — Christoph Waltz Copy Share Image
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If I did live like there's no tomorrow I'd be in jail. Now your laughing because you think it's funny. I'm laughing… — Iris Thomas Copy Share Image
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My experience is at The Groundlings Theater, where we created different characters and did sketch comedy. And sometimes the characters were outrageous,… — Cheryl Hines Copy Share Image
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