'Community' is a comedy show, and one of the characters happens to be a Christian. I do think they have been very… — Yvette Nicole Brown Copy Share Image
“Then, aided by the booze, like a fool I tossed off one of those throwaway lines that would have been better thrown… — Ava Gardner Copy Share Image
When I started out doing comedy, I was still in college and was working day jobs. I taught preschool for a few… — Josh Gondelman Copy Share Image
“I suppose the fundamental distinction between Shakespeare and myself is one of treatment. We get our effects differently. Take the familiar farcical… — P.G. Wodehouse Copy Share Image
“What is it, you ask?" Kali said, trying to cover her surprise with nonchalant words. "I haven't thought of a name yet.… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
“I hold the biscuits in front of his face and he stands up. "What do I have to do?" he says. "Nothing,"… — George Saunders Copy Share Image
The line between humor and bad taste is your audience, in which some people will find everything offensive, and some people will… — Robert Mankoff Copy Share Image
“That dress…was a very, very good decision. I could write an entire poem on the virtues of your legs alone. You are… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
If someone tells me they've read my tweets since the early days, I feel like I know them; they know my highs… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
“The television was on Florida Cable News. A gray-haired man behind the anchor desk reported near tragedy at a state motor vehicle… — Tim Dorsey Copy Share Image
Comedy has to be done en clair. You can't blunt the edge of wit or the point of satire with obscurity. Try… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
“He's got this thing about Canada. He says it's like America only with health care and no guns, and you can live… — Ruth Ozeki Copy Share Image
“Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no… — John Sandford Copy Share Image
“I’m starting to think Mordecai bound you to someone’s grandmother instead of the earth, because that’s what you’re starting to sound like!”… — Michael G. Manning Copy Share Image
“Every town you go to, they tell you what's special about their town. What they're number one at... This guy comes up… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
“Imagine that it's sugar," Korbyn said. 'You're riding across candy.' "Salt can never be sugar," Fennik said. "We should talk about the… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you had a vagina, I’ll refrain from using vulgar words for now on. How about it smells… — Katelin LaMontagne Copy Share Image
“On verge of going apostrophic, taking foxglove, myrrh, mare's milk cure, shedding articles, shredding conjunctions, but can't shake prepositions.” — Kate Campbell Copy Share Image
Humour allows us to see that ultimately things don't make sense. The only thing that truly makes sense is letting go of… — Dzigar Kongtrul Rinpoche Copy Share Image
“If someone called me chubby, it would no longer be something that kept me up late at night. Being called fat is… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
Combining music, theater and comedy is a new and broader form of expression. In certain combinations you can make people laugh one… — Aleksey Igudesman Copy Share Image
“The spell...curled around...like smoke before settling in. Sophie: "Okay, do you guys feel protected?" Archer: "Yes. Also a little violated, but that's… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
I really, really, really want to do a silly romantic comedy where I can just have a crush on the guy, trip… — Laurie Holden Copy Share Image
“Suddenly, I saw ocean again—then another horizon line—but this time the deep blue sky was on the wrong side of the line…the… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“I want you to tell me something,” I whisper. “What?” “Don’t get mad.” “What is it, Ana?” “You do care.” His eyes… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
We, Will Ferrell and I, were approached by Sequoia, which is a big financing firm up in Palo Alto; they do a… — Adam McKay Copy Share Image
“Ares sighed "What are the three words said most often in our house?" "Not tonight, Ares?" Than offered. "Funny," Ares growled. "Cara… — Larissa Ione Copy Share Image
The art of conversation consists far less in displaying much wit oneself than in helping others to be witty: the man who… — Jean de la Bruyere Copy Share Image
“Dave walked closer to me, his dark eyes combing my every move. "Do you always hold your guitar like that?" I dropped… — Tara Kelly Copy Share Image
“He wouldn't just be facing her, he thought with genuine, back-sweating fear, but all of them. The four of them, with Mrs.… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Horace appears in good humor while he censures, and therefore his censure has the more weight, as supposed to proceed from judgment… — Edward Young Copy Share Image
“I don’t think that God cares about what you think. It’s the actions that count. Actually He doesn’t care what you do… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
“Abby wouldn't want you to suffer because of some jerk that kidnapped her. She would want you to go on your trip… — Ottilie Weber Copy Share Image
I remember certain people in the audience laughing and I wanted to ask: 'What are you laughing at? This isn't funny.' Now… — Jim Dale Copy Share Image
I think a lot of humor is about distracting yourself. Pretend you're not trying to make it funny. Because for some reason… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
Well, I came down to LA initially to join The Groundlings, which is an improv comedy group. I didn't get in, of… — Ryan Reynolds Copy Share Image
If i wouldn't have done comedy, I would have been a teacher. I was really good when I took an exploratory teaching… — Gabriel Iglesias Copy Share Image
“The narrow-minded find it convenient to create stereotypes, and then try to fit everybody, everything and every situation into those stereotypes.” — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
A good cartoon is always good on two or three levels: surface physical comedy, some intellectual stuff - like Warner Brothers cartoons'… — Genndy Tartakovsky Copy Share Image
“There really is no sense in pretending to be normal. Just be you because the moment you do, weirder things happen. Crazy… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
![“Detective Virgil and Barlow [bomb-technician] arranged to meet at the Starbucks. Virgil got a grande hot chocolate, no-fat milk, no foam, no whipped cream, and Barlow got a venti latte with an extra shot. As they took a corner table, Virgil said, “Remind me not to stand next to you if you’re…” quote by John Sandford](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/b62/john-sandford-5843_coffee_detective-virgil-and-barlow-bomb-technic_3104354.jpg)
