Yes, when you see for the first time, a great laughter arises in you - the laughter about the whole ridiculousness of… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“No one washes their hands after they piss unless they’re in a public place. If I’m at the airport, or a restaurant,… — Shannon Lyndsy Copy Share Image
“Kenneth was a sitting duck. In fewer than three years he would kneel alone in this very room, on the exact spot… — Jincy Willett Copy Share Image
The comedy for the Democrats is that they're showing off too much. They need to be putting a boring white guy out… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“Isabelle snorted, "All the boys are gay. In this truck, anyway. Well, not you, Simon." "You noticed," said Simon. "I think of… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
What I didn't really understand, but then I thought this makes perfect sense, as well - was how many people responded to… — Joss Whedon Copy Share Image
“You made the right choice," Roden whispered. "Though you did choose his name rather quickly. "He has a skinny neck. He'd have… — Jennifer A. Nielsen Copy Share Image
“Trust me, I never underestimate my charm or any of my other magnificent attributes. They work great on women. Alas, men tend… — Lindsay Buroker Copy Share Image
Comedy can be harder because if you aren't making the audience laugh, they're going to turn on you quicker. They'll go along… — Haley Joel Osment Copy Share Image
“He is quiet for a minute, then turns his head to look at me. "Where were you when I was twelve?" "Well,… — Nicole Christie Copy Share Image
“Richard had met Jessica in France, on a weekend trip to Paris two years earlier; had in fact discovered her in the… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“I stumbled through the dark underbrush again crying out as I plunged through a thick spiderweb. My arms frantically brushed away the… — Jenn Bennett Copy Share Image
“At sixteen, he was cursed with all the certainty of youth, unleavened by any trace of humor or self-doubt, and wed to… — George R. R. Martin Copy Share Image
I always think it's just best to just make stuff and to carry on making stuff, even if it's not off your… — Alice Lowe Copy Share Image
“Shep claimed eating cake like that so early in the morning was a 'whore's breakfast.' The rest of them didn't care. They… — Rebecca Wells Copy Share Image
With comedy, you never know until you put it in front of an audience. You shoot it and a year later you… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth . . . Then he said, "Let there be light." Which means… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Both Ulysses and Finnegans Wake are inexhaustible. They are celebrations of the ordinary, compelling reactions to philosophical elitism about "the good life".… — Philip Kitcher Copy Share Image
“You'd be surprised." Charlie said. "You go to bed one night singing her a lullaby, and she wakes up listening to Limp… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“My Chocolate Mudslide is going down smooth when we hear the three bells. Bing. Bing. Bing. But instead of Dan Dan the… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“No wonder everyone is keen to put their feet up and let Fate look after them. It's rather like your granddad. Or… — Alexandra Potter Copy Share Image
“Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the… — Laurie Notaro Copy Share Image
American television constantly tries to co-op British comedy and create their own version of it. Most of the time it doesn't work;… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“First of all, this goes no further than this room." "Agreed," she said quickly. Anthony looked pointedly at Simon. "Of course," he… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“(On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
There was one dude in a jeans jacket who I swear to God shit in his pants when all of a sudden… — Tommy Lee Copy Share Image
“Occasionally, merely for the pleasure of being cruel, we put unoffending Frenchmen on the rack with questions framed in the incomprehensible jargon… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
I've heard too many times where people say that I'm this ultra-serious guy. In truth, I've got an extremely absurd sense of… — Phil Anselmo Copy Share Image
“Not my finest hour," he says, shaking his head. "You realize you did it for no reason," I say. I tell him… — Heather Hepler Copy Share Image
“My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I… — Yelle Hughes Copy Share Image
If I can laugh with people, it makes me feel safe with them. If I feel someone has no sense of humour,… — Julia Davis Copy Share Image
“This showed once again that everyone had something different to lose in this battle. Some were concerned for their lives, and some… — Kai Meyer Copy Share Image
When someone who is known for being comedic does something straight, it's always "a big breakthrough" or a "radical departure." Why is… — Carol Burnett Copy Share Image
It's my wife Ruth's birthday soon. I said to her: "What would you like for your birthday?" She said: "I want a… — Frank Carson Copy Share Image
Ultimately, when I go back to the stage, I want to be able to do everything. I want to be able to… — Eddie Murphy Copy Share Image
“Churchill drank twice what I did if you could believe the accounts and he had just been awarded the Nobel Prize for… — Ernest Hemingway Copy Share Image
I have been definitely influenced more by Latin American writers than by any other type of writer. They are very close in… — Jessica Hagedorn Copy Share Image
“What would people think?' Jesus said that people think all sorts of things. The human mind is like a cloud of gnats.… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
“The captain would...turn off the conversation, like a consummate man of the world, to some topic of general interest, such as the… — William Makepeace Thackeray Copy Share Image
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of… — Constance Rourke Copy Share Image
