“ She gave him a cool glance over her shoulder. "May your balls wither away and you develope an allergy to Viagra… — Iris Johansen Copy Share Image
“He thinks himself rather an exceptional young man, thoroughly sophisticated, well adjusted to his environment, and somewhat more significant than any one… — F. Scott Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
“Puns are the lowest form of humor,” he proclaimed the cliché proudly. “Shakespeare used puns,” I observed. “You are not Shakespeare.” I… — Hamish De'Lamet Copy Share Image
“Bercelak frowned. “Do we know you?” “I’m Bram,” the dragon said, appearing confused. “I stayed with your parents last summer.” “Oh.” Ghleanna… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
Right now I'm sick of acting, so it's like, Maybe I'll do writing for a bit. Then, when I'm tired of writing,… — Charlyne Yi Copy Share Image
I love doing comedy, and I don't get a chance to much. I get to play lots of serious people, and killers,… — William Sadler Copy Share Image
The greatest way for people to experience a comedy is to go in not knowing anything about it. But because of marketing,… — Paul Feig Copy Share Image
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is… — Bill Engvall Copy Share Image
For some reason, people find me funny. It's quite hard to define why a thought is funny. It's even harder to define… — Wallace Shawn Copy Share Image
Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They… — Fanny Brice Copy Share Image
“There's a big difference between want and need," she muttered to herself, picking her pad and pen back up. "I mean I… — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
“Well, I just don’t want you to think that this piece of shit is anything other than a pathetic, human defect. Nothing… — Jhonen Vasquez Copy Share Image
“Some feeling had started in my stomach and was traveling up to my face, and I knew that when it got there… — Rebecca Stead Copy Share Image
“I almost died. Fortunately, my mother was a nurse. She gave me a shot of something, and things turned out brilliantly.” Lucky… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
“I have been a little embarrassed always. But less so the last time. It will all disappear. You have such a delicious… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
“Sometimes there was humor in Max Vandenburg’s voice, though its physicality was like friction—like a stone being gently rubbed across a large… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said: "I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a… — G.K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
“See, that’s just it…You shouldn’t even know sayings like that,” I griped. “It takes normal people years to pick up on all… — M.A. George Copy Share Image
“Now, paper and pencils," said Miss Marcy, clapping her hands. Writing paper is scarce in this house, and I had no intention… — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
“Nothing will get you anywhere with me," I exclaimed. "I don't know about that." He put on an introspective look that was… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
My humour is a mix of my parents'. I get the chatty, anecdotal stuff from my dad and the filth from my… — Sarah Millican Copy Share Image
“Up on the stage people appeared to be dying left right and centre, and for most of the performance I had quite… — Ali McNamara Copy Share Image
“Life is too hard to maintain a constantly serious outlook. You have to laugh at yourself and the world now and then―see… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“We're going to investigate," Fireheart meowed. "We can't decide how to get rid of these dogs until we know exactly what we… — Erin Hunter Copy Share Image
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
“without warning, he sprawled forward, doing a face-plant in the snow. At first, we laughed and teased. the normally surefooted Kerrick brushed… — Maria V. Snyder Copy Share Image
I'm definitely more at ease with comedy - that's where I started out - and so it's my first love, so to… — Omar Sy Copy Share Image
I don't believe in comedy as a TV genre - I think there's drama that is funny. Because beyond the laughs, there… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“Everybody, everybody, no matter what their position in life, has to give it up. Eventually, we have to let it all go… — Art Hochberg Copy Share Image
I haven't seen comedy as popular as it is now since when I started, in the late 1980s boom. It feels like… — Paul F. Tompkins Copy Share Image
“Fletch is back from Austin, and turns out what sounded great on paper didn't match up to reality. He says its so… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and… — Dr. Seuss Copy Share Image
“The Produce Gem grins from half-way down the chip aisle. “And I thought the cucumber choosing was detailed.” Cash. He was watching.… — Pella Grace Copy Share Image
You know, comedy's hard. With drama, you have a responsibility to the emotional truth, but with comedy, you have emotional truth and… — Julianne Moore Copy Share Image
“Don't be so sure,' Cassie said. 'We're fighting for Mother Earth. She has some tricks up her sleeves.' 'Good grief,' Marco said.… — Katherine Applegate Copy Share Image
“This isn’t fucking funny.” He’s glaring at me now, and my face sobers. “Trust me, I know.” I swallow. “You’re very sweary.”… — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
I like your boyfriend, Dahra said. Not many guys volunteer to carry ten gallons of diarrhea and vomit. Lana laughed. He's not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Brad will tell you. He puts a movie on, I'm asleep in 10 minutes. I have no patience. But the kids love… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
“Shira turned and blew kisses toward her clients who had pressed their faces against the salon window like children in a candy… — Terri Gillespie Copy Share Image
What was significant about the laughter . . . was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
