“Tacos will grow on Christmas trees before I learn to carry a tune. Fortunately, it doesn’t matter. In karaoke, talent means nada;… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
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“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
But because it was able to balance that kind of humor with a sweet story and characters you really rooted for and… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
MINSTREL, adj. Formerly a poet, singer or musician; now a nigger with a color less than skin deep and a humor more… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“Father, we come to You, Father, in the name of the Father, Father we come to You, Father, Father, just, just, Father,… — Tim Hawkins Copy Share Image
Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let them have their way, then trick them… — Christopher Paolini Copy Share Image
“She even tried the one which every romantic nerve in her body insisted should work, which consisted of theatrically giving up, sitting… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“If you invited a hedge wizard to a party, he would spend half the evening talking to your potted plant. And he… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
In terms of whether I use humor to allow me or my readers to come up for air, I don't think I… — Daniel Olivas Copy Share Image
My mother was Irish; she had this great sense of humor, and both my parents loved films. There was a very vibrant… — Martin Donovan Copy Share Image
All Internet comedy is niche comedy. If you do an Internet video about Halo, every Halo fan will send it to every… — Ricky Van Veen Copy Share Image
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The thing is to be brave and move the audience with you, instead of cater to the lowest common denominator, you know,… — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
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You learn so many different skills on the show «Merlin». You're constantly asked to do green-screen, horse riding, comedy scenes, dramatic scenes,… — Colin Morgan Copy Share Image
Even going on stage is a service because it brings people up from thinking about their lost job or their lost spouse… — Lisa Lampanelli Copy Share Image
When I wake up, I'll read something and I'll feel angry. And then I'll calm down a little bit. I'll think about… — Ted Lieu Copy Share Image
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“Count yourself fortunate." He made an elegant sweep of his hand toward the sun. "Daylight does not make them turn to ash,… — Lynn Viehl Copy Share Image
Obviously we're doing a comedy [Fresh Hell], and our intent is to entertain, but we're also really aware and trying to stay… — Brent Spiner Copy Share Image
“There was also a great absence of people, including behind the mahogany-topped reception desk. Now, there’s a time when an unlocked premises… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“And this is the library,” Mrs. Simcosky said, leading Beth into a generous room with a fire flickering in a river rock… — Trish McCallan Copy Share Image
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“Desjani pulled out a ration bar. 'Hungry?' she asked Geary. 'I had something earlier. Is that a Yanika Babiya?' 'No. It’s .… — Jack Campbell Copy Share Image
When I was a student I was very, very ambitious, completely immersed in my comedy career. I never had that period of… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
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I once tried to commit suicide by jumping off a building...I changed my mind at the last minute, so I just flipped… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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I am not considering shifting my image from action to comedy or romantic comedy. I have done or am doing films which… — Bobby Deol Copy Share Image
Wit, after all, is a mighty tart, pungent ingredient, and much too acid for some stomachs; but honest good humor is the… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
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I'm grateful for laughter of any kind, but it can be off-putting if one person is laughing at a different time or… — Gyles Brandreth Copy Share Image
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