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I did a radio interview; the DJ's first question was "Who are you?" I had to think. Is this guy really deep,… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I do believe if we opened up a comedy theater in a city, that we're going to be able to teach improv… — Matt Besser Copy Share Image
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When I did comedy I made fun of myself.If there was a buffoon, I played the buffoon. And people looked at me… — Sid Caesar Copy Share Image
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The pleasantly crude 'Hall Pass' reminds us of what's been missing from movies: Those squirm-inducing moments in comedy that produce enough discomfort… — Elvis Mitchell Copy Share Image
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Everybody's gone through things, and I think the point of comedy is to talk about those things in a humorous way so… — Janelle James Copy Share Image
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Being extremely honest is quite funny. But there's no recipe or concept that I can bring up that fully defines what we… — Yorgos Lanthimos Copy Share Image
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You can't even go to Heaven if you get killed by Spinach, you can't even go. You don't even know what to… — Katt Williams Copy Share Image
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“Hey, check this weirdo out." Hi was inspecting a bust on the mantel. "This face is ninety percent eyebrow. What do you… — Kathy Reichs Copy Share Image
“Dexter,' Debs said, jerking her head at me. 'Get some smelling salts or something. You and Deke help her up.' (...) Deke… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
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And some needs and hurts are so deep they will only respond to a mentor's touch or a pastor's prayer. Church and… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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When I've traveled to London and Ireland, people don't seem to take themselves so seriously, and it's not just having a sense… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
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I was actually looking at comedies and wondered, 'Why is every comedy for a women a romantic one? I was so done!… — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that. I've been a producer… — Al Franken Copy Share Image
“I don’t hate you, you idiot. I’m in love with you. That’s why I’m panicking!” She marched to the door and yelled,… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
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