If you ever get in real trouble, don't panic. Sit down and think about it. Remember two things, always. There must be… — Louise Fitzhugh Copy Share Image
“The Holy Mother has many faces, but you know it's her from her blue cloak. She is said to be the spirit… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“I know lots of things you don't" "Name five." "The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how… — Daniel Nayeri Copy Share Image
“Does it stand, but not straight enough? Is there a bend in the tool? Leaning left like the Marxist-Leninist Party? To the… — Rohinton Mistry Copy Share Image
I'm a goofball, so I think comedy is one of my stronger points, as an actor. I just never get to do… — Tinsel Korey Copy Share Image
When I was doing ensemble theater and comedy work, I felt I had some talents. But when I started doing my shows… — Whoopi Goldberg Copy Share Image
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French, surprised everybody. It was a Chinese restaurant. I said to this… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Humor is the balance of the tonal. Within the tonal you've got reason and humor. The two balance each other so that… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
“If there is any animal in the whole category of four-legged creatures that more thoroughly deserves to be called a pig than… — John Kendrick Bangs Copy Share Image
All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this… — Patrick Warburton Copy Share Image
“The Red Lion was a four-ale bar with a handful of lowbrowed sons of toil who looked as though they might be… — Sebastian Faulks Copy Share Image
I was really shy growing up. I had braces, headgear, and no boobs - still don't. So, the boys weren't interested in… — Malin Akerman Copy Share Image
In the creation of comedy, it is paradoxical that tragedy stimulates the spirit of ridicule; because ridicule, I suppose is an attitude… — Charlie Chaplin Copy Share Image
I was, and am, a frustrated filmmaker and film student, and my passion and love for movies was so broad that, in… — Alex Graves Copy Share Image
“There were many ways to extract information if you have more time? but if you were in a rush, they recommended flaying,… — B. Justin Shier Copy Share Image
“But this hunch is all we have to go on, and every time I question him about feasibility, he smiles at me… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“The youngest one,” she interrupted. “The youngest son, I mean. The one who is unmarried.” “I know who he is.” “Very well,… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
[In relationships with a directors] I want to be able to give and take, and I can't name what it is: respect,… — Harrison Ford Copy Share Image
I'd like to do more dramatic roles but I would never give up comedy to do it. I've seen a lot of… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“….For instance, I hated Pearl Jam at the time. I thought they were pompous blowhards. Now, whenever a Pearl Jam song comes… — Rob Sheffield Copy Share Image
“We played for about half an hour before I realized we were actually playing two different games. What I’d thought of as… — Graham Parke Copy Share Image
“What was that?" Belgarath asked, coming back around the corner. "Brill," Silk replied blandly, pulling his Murgo robe back on. "Again?" Belgarath… — David Eddings Copy Share Image
I was bad at sports and picked last every day. I couldn't quite figure out what my role was in the social… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
It's easier to play a dim character, for me, because I have a natural bent for comedy. It's not intrinsic for me… — Stephen Root Copy Share Image
“Compact trash into a cube. Then slice it into thin layers and BOOM—you’ve got pieces of modern art. Each sliver belongs in… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We English have perfect eyesight." Alec finally turned to look at her. "Are you jesting with me, wife?" "You decide, husband." "Aye,… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“A shameful fact about humanity is that some people can be so ugly that no one will be friends with them. It… — Hal Johnson Copy Share Image
“You're still here. No beer. I'm not corrupting a minor." "But you're a minor," she pointed out. "At least for beer." "Yeah,… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
I was always a silent comedy nerd. I would stay up late and sneak downstairs to watch 'Saturday Night Live' and 'Kids… — Mindy Kaling Copy Share Image
I think Amy Poehler and Tina Fey have done so much for women in comedy in the sense that they've normalized it.… — Tatiana Maslany Copy Share Image
There are no persons more solicitous about the preservation of rank than those who have no rank at all. Observe the humors… — William Shenstone Copy Share Image
We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You about done?” I asked him. “I need the table.” “What is it with you people?” Butters groused. “For God’s sake, these… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Oh, my sainted aunt! Don't mention that disgusting stuff in front of me! Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of?… — Roald Dahl Copy Share Image
From the ages of 12 to 35 my body, not my mind, was my primary currency. My ideas, my humor, my curiosity… — Amanda de Cadenet Copy Share Image
“-¿Y ese ruido? ¡¿No habrás roto la cajita de música?! -¿Cuál? -La que te regaló la abuela, no la habrás roto, ¿no?… — Luis María Pescetti Copy Share Image
“I just didn't care. I told you I don't like animals." She gave a snort, then settled back to silence. Cross another… — Jennifer Probst Copy Share Image
I couldn't write a happy movie or romantic comedy to save my life. Yes, Noel Coward's an idol, but his plays are… — John Logan Copy Share Image
“Teresa stood up, surprising Thomas with her confidence. “Guess he forgot to tell the little part about me kicking him in the… — James Dashner Copy Share Image
“You should have told her differently,' said Hermione, still with that maddeningly patient air. 'You should have said it was really annoying,… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image