Craig Johnson

“slogans about smoking: “Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.”

— Craig Johnson

“Everybody in this county knows your flavor, Walt Longmire.”

— Craig Johnson

“Don’t you think scars make better stories than tattoos?”

— Craig Johnson

Revolution is the industry of young men.

— Craig Johnson

“It's only pre-marital sex if you plan on getting married.”

— Craig Johnson

“Ain't nothing wrong with shootin' folks, long as the right ones get shot”

— Craig Johnson

“Cigarettes are killers that travel in packs.”

— Craig Johnson

“There is no shame in it, becoming what your nature says you must be.”

— Craig Johnson

Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love.

— Craig Johnson

“You do have one prejudice though. I looked back at her again from under the brim of my hat. "You don't care…

— Craig Johnson

“he’s like a gun; once you point him and pull the trigger, it’s too late to change your mind.”

— Craig Johnson

“Jesus!" "Are you hurt?" "Jesus!" "Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.”

— Craig Johnson

“Philadelphia, where no good deed goes unpunished . . . —STEVE LOPEZ The Philadelphia Inquirer January 15, 1995”

— Craig Johnson

“I was exercising by doing twelve-ounce curls in an attempt to balance my electrolytes.”

— Craig Johnson

“Never, but never, go sneaking around in your own house at odds with some stranger.”

— Craig Johnson

“She resembled Anna Karenina, the kind of woman that if you want to kill, you have to hit with a train.”

— Craig Johnson

“Reports of missing persons have increased sixfold in the last twenty-five years, from roughly 150,000 in 1980 to 900,000 this year . . . More than 2,000 a day.”

— Craig Johnson

“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can't remember the other two. "Oh God, no. It's…

— Craig Johnson

“Small chains wound their way through the trigger guards with little bronze locks at the end of each row. It was like…

— Craig Johnson

“Vic interrupted. “Vann, Tim here was telling me about your wonderful talent, the one with dogs?” He turned back to me, nodding…

— Craig Johnson

He mulled that over. "Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot 'em." I reached over and took his coffee away from him. "Yep.…

— Craig Johnson

“Contrary to popular belief, there aren’t that many descriptions of hell in the Bible, and the majority of images most people carry…

— Craig Johnson

We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way…

— Craig Johnson

The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an…

— Craig Johnson

“In a perfect cinematic world we would’ve captured the bad guys in spectacular fashion with explosions, car chases, and a parting kiss.…

— Craig Johnson

“Few people knew the shadowy history of the Special Operations Group that had operated out of Laos, but the numbers said it…

— Craig Johnson

“My eyes closed again for what I thought was only a moment and when I opened them she was gone and a…

— Craig Johnson

“I leaned forward with my elbows on my knees and her book in my hands. Like a lot of things in my…

— Craig Johnson

“Deal.” I reached down and put my empty cup on the porch railing. “Speaking of deals, do you know about the one…

— Craig Johnson

“I thought about how we tilled and cultivated the land, planted trees on it, fenced it, built houses on it, and did…

— Craig Johnson

“he knew all my caches and clichés—and pulled out an extra box of shells. “What other weapons do we have?” I started…

— Craig Johnson

“Hey, there was this Indian woman hitchhiking back to the Rez in the middle of the night and this white woman picks…

— Craig Johnson

“There was a ruffling in the grass as the wind picked up, and Bambino sidestepped to the right and shook his head,…

— Craig Johnson

“My undersheriff readjusted herself, the irony of her squeaking gunbelt underlying her next statement. “Who you wanna shoot?” He sat there under…

— Craig Johnson

“Comforting to know that we’re the species that feels the most pain.”

— Craig Johnson

Temptation out of reach does you no good.

— Craig Johnson

“This is how it ends with everyone. You fall—you don’t get back up.”

— Craig Johnson

“If no one remembered them, were they ever really here?”

— Craig Johnson

“Some of us are not meant to cowboy-up”

— Craig Johnson

“When you go to a dogfight, it’s always good to bring the meanest bitch.”

— Craig Johnson