“Like some strange little religion all its own, the one thing that makes the whole system work is the one thing that… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind… — Craig Johnson Blind Copy Share Image
“I was exercising by doing twelve-ounce curls in an attempt to balance my electrolytes.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“She resembled Anna Karenina, the kind of woman that if you want to kill, you have to hit with a train.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Never, but never, go sneaking around in your own house at odds with some stranger.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“he’s like a gun; once you point him and pull the trigger, it’s too late to change your mind.” — Craig Johnson Psychology Copy Share Image
“You do have one prejudice though. I looked back at her again from under the brim of my hat. "You don't care… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
Maybe there really isn't any such thing as mortality; life simply wears us out with love. — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
The place was packed as we flooded in, all the patrons freezing at the sight of an armed sheriff, two deputies, an… — Craig Johnson Construction Copy Share Image
“Contrary to popular belief, there aren’t that many descriptions of hell in the Bible, and the majority of images most people carry… — Craig Johnson Bible Copy Share Image
He mulled that over. "Sheriff Connally woulda let us shoot 'em." I reached over and took his coffee away from him. "Yep.… — Craig Johnson Coffee Copy Share Image
We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Vic interrupted. “Vann, Tim here was telling me about your wonderful talent, the one with dogs?” He turned back to me, nodding… — Craig Johnson Dog Copy Share Image
“Small chains wound their way through the trigger guards with little bronze locks at the end of each row. It was like… — Craig Johnson Guns Copy Share Image
“There are only three major vote getting days in Absoroka County, and I can't remember the other two. "Oh God, no. It's… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Reports of missing persons have increased sixfold in the last twenty-five years, from roughly 150,000 in 1980 to 900,000 this year . . . More than 2,000 a day.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Philadelphia, where no good deed goes unpunished . . . —STEVE LOPEZ The Philadelphia Inquirer January 15, 1995” — Craig Johnson Unpunished Copy Share Image
“Jesus!" "Are you hurt?" "Jesus!" "Walk down the hallway and come back when you have more vocabulary.” — Craig Johnson Jesus Copy Share Image
“nature hates a vacuum and strange things are drawn into empty places; sometimes oddities survive where nothing else can.” — Craig Johnson Empty places Copy Share Image
It was the second time that day that I stood looking at a space where a large thing wasn't where it was… — Craig Johnson Space Copy Share Image
“I sometimes think that it’s not our enemies that we resent in life, but rather friends we have who stood quietly by… — Craig Johnson Friend Copy Share Image
“I'd say the depths of his stupidity have yet to be plumbed, and yours is comin' up fast on the inside turn.” — Craig Johnson Stupidity Copy Share Image
“Lucian spoke. “Isaac, I gotta get out of here.” He gestured toward me. “The current sheriff and full-time layabout and his redskin… — Craig Johnson Sheriff Copy Share Image
“I had warned her that lawyers shouldn't marry other lawyers, that it only led to imbecile paralegals.” — Craig Johnson Lawyers Copy Share Image
“everything to do with women is foolish and, therefore, absolutely essential.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“The Moretti women had a smile like they were going to eat you...and you'd like it.” — Craig Johnson Smile Copy Share Image
“cynic is the man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” — Craig Johnson Cynic Copy Share Image
“They say statistics by their nature don’t lie, but in my opinion they sometimes do and damnably at that.” — Craig Johnson Data Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in… — Craig Johnson Child Copy Share Image
“Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody’s around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it… — Craig Johnson History Copy Share Image
“the smooth, steady movement of my actions raised a sliver of panic in the rational man who was abandoning me.” — Craig Johnson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“don’t care how big they are, boys; they can’t do anything if you get ’em up off the ground.” — Craig Johnson Boys Copy Share Image
“He looked at me. “If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes.” “Right.” Sometimes it was good to… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“He studied me. “You were in Nam?” I nodded. “Yep.” He turned to Lolo. “Hey, Chief, how many Vietnam vets does it… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the distance, the synchronic circles of our pasts had tripped a domino, and the steady whirr had grown till it… — Craig Johnson Time Copy Share Image
“When I hired him I told him two things: no man has any sense till age thirty-five and damn few afterwards . . .” “Amen… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure… — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
If someone is starving, excessively exercising or using purging behaviors, then we know they are in a high-risk place for turning on… — Craig Johnson Behavior Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
