“Talking with people was more confusing than being confused by yourself.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think insanity runs in the family. Hell, it practically gallops.” — Craig Johnson Family Copy Share Image
“You will stand and see the good, but you will also stand and see the bad—the dead shall rise and the blind… — Craig Johnson Blind Copy Share Image
“Like some strange little religion all its own, the one thing that makes the whole system work is the one thing that… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
I looked over at her; if women knew how good they looked in the dash light of oversized pickup trucks, they'd never… — Craig Johnson Light Copy Share Image
“Aristotle said that some minds are not vases to be filled, but fires to be lit.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
The problem with anger is that once it burns out, you're left with empty tanks. — Craig Johnson Anger Copy Share Image
“She was classic Wyoming, that indiscriminate age between thirty and a hundred where the women find a comfort for themselves and just… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I think there was an awful lot about him that I thought I knew, but the truth was I was just coloring… — Craig Johnson Relationships Copy Share Image
I approach poetry and spirituality like literary nitroglycerin -- a little can do a lot and you better damn well be careful… — Craig Johnson Approach Copy Share Image
“I took the luxury of watching the crows playing tag above our heads for a moment more, the graceful arc of their… — Craig Johnson Bird Copy Share Image
“I couldn’t help but remember the one at my parents’ place after they had passed. I’d gone through their things and hadn’t… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“Motive and opportunity rode along like two out of four apocalyptic equestrians, grinning with their bony death heads at us lesser humans… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“The Reading Terminal Market on 12th and Arch was created in 1892 when the Reading Railroad opened markets below the elevated tracks… — Craig Johnson Fitness Copy Share Image
Henry figured that the reason the Cheyenne had always ridden Appaloosas into battle was because by the time the men got there,… — Craig Johnson Angry Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what the exact physical dynamics are that cause a shower curtain to attach itself to your body when you… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
If someone is starving, excessively exercising or using purging behaviors, then we know they are in a high-risk place for turning on… — Craig Johnson Behavior Copy Share Image
“Yea, verily, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of deah, I will live forever. If I don't, I sure… — Craig Johnson Death Copy Share Image
If there's a character type I despise, it's the all-capable, all-knowing, physically perfect protagonist. My idea of hell would be to be… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“He turned, and I followed him toward Rezdawg as Wiggins called after us. “Hey, when are you going to give me that… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“It was my father who taught me to talk to animals.He said they understand a hell of a lot more than we… — Craig Johnson Animals Copy Share Image
“Life is like that.” He flipped through a few more limp pages. “You collect things as you go—the things you think are… — Craig Johnson Life Copy Share Image
“He swelled into the piece, his hand flat-hatting across the keyboard and thundering the lower notes like a trip-hammer. Finishing what I… — Craig Johnson Sad eyes Copy Share Image
“That family thing, it never lets up, huh? I mean, here I am two thousand miles from mine. I know I act… — Craig Johnson Family Copy Share Image
“The Cedar Man also began looking familiar, and I recognized him as Willis Weist, who had disappointed my mother; she had observed… — Craig Johnson Methodist Copy Share Image
“Most people go through their lives believing in things that they never have much contact with - the police, lawyers, judges, and… — Craig Johnson Faith Copy Share Image
“Thinking you’re not in trouble and not being in trouble are two different things.” — Craig Johnson Thinking Copy Share Image
“As your trusted Indian scout, it is important for me to warn you that you are now on perilously thin ice” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“don’t care how big they are, boys; they can’t do anything if you get ’em up off the ground.” — Craig Johnson Boys Copy Share Image
“Kind of like the tree that falls in the forest when nobody’s around? I mean, if nobody remembers the history, did it… — Craig Johnson History Copy Share Image
“the smooth, steady movement of my actions raised a sliver of panic in the rational man who was abandoning me.” — Craig Johnson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“He looked at me. “If I were a creek, I would be where the ground slopes.” “Right.” Sometimes it was good to… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“They say statistics by their nature don’t lie, but in my opinion they sometimes do and damnably at that.” — Craig Johnson Data Copy Share Image
“Sons, they have their own plans, but a daughter or granddaughter, they will love you forever and take care of you in… — Craig Johnson Child Copy Share Image
“cynic is the man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.” — Craig Johnson Cynic Copy Share Image
“everything to do with women is foolish and, therefore, absolutely essential.” — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“I had warned her that lawyers shouldn't marry other lawyers, that it only led to imbecile paralegals.” — Craig Johnson Lawyers Copy Share Image
“The Moretti women had a smile like they were going to eat you...and you'd like it.” — Craig Johnson Smile Copy Share Image
“I should protect and cherish the young, the old, and the infirm, because at some point I would be all of these… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
