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When others kid me about being bald, I simply tell them that the way I figure it, the good Lord only gave… — John Glenn Copy Share Image
Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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All great humorists are sad... I cannot help seeing beyond the tinsel of humour, and recognising the pitiful basis of jest -… — H. P. Lovecraft Copy Share Image
I think we've missed a trick there. We could develop wheat with the properties of Velcro... to catch whatever it is that's… — Bill Bailey Copy Share Image
I knew at a young age that I wanted to do comedy, and maybe part of that was trying to fit in… — Nasim Pedrad Copy Share Image
I don't want to get the same looks I give people when they get on a plane holding a baby: "That's a… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
It's terrible to write what are essentially comedies for people with no sense of humor. Everyone thinks they have a sense of… — Whit Stillman Copy Share Image
My desire for you grows with each day that passes. I love everything about you. You are a warm, loving, sensitive, beautiful… — Kemis Khan Copy Share Image
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“The monitor presently shows the Windows Blue Screen of Death, though this does not alarm him, as the BSoD is the universal… — Robert Olen Butler Copy Share Image
It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is.… — Ellie Kemper Copy Share Image
Most of the comedy characters I played have been extensions of my own personality and very similar to Mike Channel. It's a… — Angus Deayton Copy Share Image
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The best version of comedy is when you can get to an issue where, at some point, you're not firmly on one… — W. Kamau Bell Copy Share Image
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I think a sense of humor is the emotional equivalent of a sense of realism. One should not take everything seriously, and… — Michael Maccoby Copy Share Image
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