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It is actually really fun. By the end of the last season we realized that we wanted to do a sex farce… — Jon Cryer Copy Share Image
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All people go through moments that are tough, but looking at them through comedy is so fun. You can look at anything… — Helene Yorke Copy Share Image
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As an actor, I'm attracted to drama; as a director, it's humor - because it's the story of my life, and I… — Jodie Foster Copy Share Image
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Remember, Life is a precious gift, Love is a wonderful gift, and laughter is glorious gift. So live life to the fullest,… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“Writing isn’t necessarily a gift it is a passion. You can write a one page masterpiece to 99 pages of crap. What… — Shannon L. Alder Copy Share Image
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My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
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The thought of a comedy with paid prostitutes always seemed so silly and purposeless, for a person hired by me could never… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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If you call me a comedian I will be very grateful. I will thank you profoundly. No, I love doing comedy. It's… — Betty White Copy Share Image
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I can find the worst thing in the world funny. My humour is dark. If I'm talking about the worst situations in… — Slowthai Copy Share Image
I think the reward for doing comedy is doing the comedy itself. You get to go to work everyday and laugh and… — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Expand the definition of 'reading' to include non-fiction, humor, graphic novels, magazines, action adventure, and, yes, even websites. It's the pleasure of… — Jon Scieszka Copy Share Image
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