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When you do find humor in trying times, one of the first and most important changes you experience is that you see… — Allen Klein Copy Share Image
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“when other characters mistake Sam and Dean for a couple, this is not just a crude attempt at homophobic humor. It also… — Galen A. Foresman Copy Share Image
People used to make fun of alternative comedy because sometimes it would be someone being funny, and sometimes it was a crazy… — Eugene Mirman Copy Share Image
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In many ways, the South can be very traditional and confining. And what is interesting to me is how women find their… — Connie Britton Copy Share Image
My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car,… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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I wrote a comedy, which hopefully [Rick director] Curtiss Clayton will bring to the screen, that I thought was the antithesis of… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
Few, as I have said, are the humorists who can induce this state. To master and dissolve us, to give us the… — Max Beerbohm Copy Share Image
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I know a lot of girls in the comedy world who are kind of like me. I don't know where the slutty… — Rachel Dratch Copy Share Image
Improv and sketch comedy felt very natural to me, like all the things I loved had come together: my sense of humor,… — Quinta Brunson Copy Share Image
“She snores,” Morfyd warned. “I do no such thing!” Annwyl yelled back. “Like a bull in rutting season.” “When we get back… — G.A. Aiken Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do with Thrizzle is create the experience of a humor magazine, even if it's just one person. So… — Michael Kupperman Copy Share Image
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I'm generally not a social dramatist or comedy writer. My interests have always been more in psychological stories or personal relations and… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
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Good planning is important. I've also regarded a sense of humor as one of the most important things on a big expedition.… — Edmund Hillary Copy Share Image
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That does it," said Jace. "I'm going to get you a dictionary for Christmas this year." "Why?" Isabelle said. "So you can… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I do believe in my national identity. I'm very proud, of what I come from and where I come from, and there… — Douglas Henshall Copy Share Image
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