A rule of thumb with humor; if you worry that you might be going too far, you have already not gone far… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
“I tended to be skeptical of anything that couldn't be measured, written down, and independently verified across a series of double-blind tests.… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
“I have read of a gentleman who owned a so fine house in London, and when he went for months of summer… — Bram Stoker Copy Share Image
“Walking was a habit he'd been unwilling to give up. He couldn't see the point in shutting himself up in a vehivle… — Eileen Wilks Copy Share Image
“Should you happen to be possessed of a certain verbal acuity coupled with a relentless, hair-trigger humor and surface cheer spackling over… — David Rakoff Copy Share Image
“I hate the notion of a secret recipe. Recipes are by nature derivative and meant to be shared - that is how… — Molly Wizenberg Copy Share Image
“Joshua walked to the back of the tent.Caroline and Savannah were there but had their backs to him. They were bent over,an… — Gerald Lund Copy Share Image
As years go, you may loose your Hair, Teeth & Eyesight. But not your Talent, Brightness & Intelligence.Because, YOU can never loose… — Jhoni13 Copy Share Image
“Really, I want you to finish this book feeling like we could become friends, if the timing was right. That's it. Oh,… — Alida Nugent Copy Share Image
People want me to be funny all the time. They think I'm being funny no matter what I say or do and… — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
My great grandmother threw herself in front of a bus. The police tried to say she was committed suicide but the family… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Fafhrd stopped, again wiped right hand on robe, and held it out. "Name's Fafhrd. Ef ay ef aitch ar dee." Again the… — Fritz Leiber Copy Share Image
“Something had to be done, for if there was ever a man who deserved killing - this was he. Georgiana surveyed the… — Sarah MacLean Copy Share Image
“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so… — Nicole McKay Copy Share Image
In ten minutes, I'm thinking, 'OK, you know what? I love these guys. They're really smart, they're really good, they've got a… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
“There’s no such thing as an uninteresting life, such a thing is an impossibility. Beneath the dullest exterior, there is a drama,… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“You crossed the entire continent together, and yet neither of you made a move?" She huffed another short hollow laugh. "No wonder… — Dan Wells Copy Share Image
The only thing I can say in comparison is when I play comedy characters; I definitely put empathy in right up at… — Rhys Darby Copy Share Image
Go back to bed, America, your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed America, your government is… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
When I first started comedy, me and my friends were kids. I claim - although I know that it's a spurious and… — Moshe Kasher Copy Share Image
My comedy on Twitter is very personal and a lot of it is messy and emotional, but I also want people to… — Rachel Sennott Copy Share Image
I hesitate to say I was the class clown, but that was kind of how I interacted with other kids in school,… — Simon Pegg Copy Share Image
I keep my stand-up comedy notes in a pile on my desk. I don't organize my act. I keep myself in a… — Joy Behar Copy Share Image
“Oh my hopeful states, my quick deceptions, all beliefs, my humor, always looking for a mistake in myself, minding worthlessly, my tears… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Bex...why did you buy an inflatable canoe?' 'It's for you to lie on. Or something.' 'And a watering can?' 'I couldn't find… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“If I could tell you only one thing about my life it would be this: when I was seven years old the… — Brady Udall Copy Share Image
“Once you're living under the sun, on this earth, you can never escape hurt; because being hurt is the closest, in rhyme,… — Mr One ZED Copy Share Image
“6. Sleep with a bra on every night in fear of your boobs dropping should you forget. Intermediate: Don't wear a bra… — Tupelo Hassman Copy Share Image
I can't pretend that I'm a great student of the art of comedy because anybody that becomes philosophical about humour doesn't know… — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
Laughter would appear to be a physical reflex, although even if it is, this still leaves unanswered the question of why the… — Steve Allen Copy Share Image
Comedy is to force us to observe ourselves in ways that are humorous and yet, at the end of the day, that… — Michael Eric Dyson Copy Share Image
“Frowning, puzzled, I cross my arms over my chest. "Go to hell." His eyebrows lift as he draws near enough so that… — Marianne Curley Copy Share Image
“Get out of here. Yoda so does not have an English accent!' 'Other than that you're saying I'm a dead ringer?' 'If… — Joss Stirling Copy Share Image
“This first part may be a little rough.' He waved a hand and did his best to appear as if he'd had… — Michael Pryor Copy Share Image
When I do watch things, they tend to be a lot of comedies. I actually like some of the British comedy series.… — Lucy Griffiths Copy Share Image
“Smalls, my parents' house is pretty big. The odds are more in favor of a burglar sneaking around than your boy-boy. I… — Cole Gibsen Copy Share Image
“Toph looks at me. I nod gravely. In this world, in our new world, there will be rocking. We will pay tribute… — Dave Eggers Copy Share Image
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“There is something so INEVITABLE about seven-and-twenty; it is decidedly on the wrong side of the decade for a lady, particularly an… — Stephanie Barron Copy Share Image
