“The only thing that consoles me is to be surrounded by people as depressed as I am. The readers down here, they're… — Sophie Divry Copy Share Image
“You see, a man's... ahem... is shaped differently from a woman's..." Mama fluttered her hand. "... whatsit. And in the marital bed,… — Tessa Dare Copy Share Image
I think art is beautiful. It's decoration and adornment. But art is also a really important vessel for social change, and social… — Chloe Wise Copy Share Image
“Was she pregnant then?' asked Assad. Judging by the number of family members in his photos, it was a feminine condition with… — Jussi Adler-Olsen Copy Share Image
“Smacking his arm lightly, she leaned back. "And Adam is way nicer than his brother." "A rabid hyena is nicer than Andrew,"… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“Since I came to the White House, I've gotten two hearing aids, had a colon operation, a prostate operation, skin cancer, and… — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
“And there was this sweet-looking little old lady with her white hair in a bun and everything, the typical grandmother type, and… — Vivian Vande Velde Copy Share Image
I can't claim to feel like I've been under some man's thumb in comedy. I've sort of always done my own thing… — Samantha Bee Copy Share Image
“When we entered a classroom we always tossed our caps on the floor, to free our hands; as soon as we crossed… — Gustave Flaubert Copy Share Image
I like to invest as a performer in the director's vision and then bring a sense of reality to whatever I'm doing,… — Amy Seimetz Copy Share Image
“Here is everything I know about France: Madeline and Amelie and Moulin Rouge. The Eiffel Tower and the Arc de Triomphe, although… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“She cried the first time she was pulled over by a cop. I explained to her that there is no reason to… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
“Roar's smile widened. "I know. You missed me." She rolled her eyes. "It's barely been three weeks since I last saw you."… — Veronica Rossi Copy Share Image
“Hey, Melissa-is there anything I should know about having this kid that isn't in the books I've been reading?" Sunlight streamed through… — Kim Bongiorno Copy Share Image
“Are you going to let me be eaten?' Billy Beecham looks stunned. 'Don't you know that sometimes Beast collectors get collected?' I… — Maria Dahvana Headley Copy Share Image
Edinburgh is the most pressurised environment to do comedy. You get an hour. There's no compere. You'd better be on the money… — Dominic Holland Copy Share Image
“Greg was a supernice guy and a good tenant.” “I met him only once, but he seemed pretty cool,” I said. “Of… — Diana Rowland Copy Share Image
The difference between farce and humour in literature is, I suppose, that farce strums louder and louder on one string, while humour… — V. S. Pritchett Copy Share Image
Art happens no hovel is safe from it, no Prince may depend upon it, the vastest intelligence cannot bring it about, and… — James Whistler Copy Share Image
“He had no intention of actually kissing her. Knowing Jenny, she probably put on arsenic tainted lipstick every morning. But she’d been… — Anne Garboczi Evans Copy Share Image
I am against the war, but I do support our white troops. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding. I'm not a Republican. I'm… — David Cross Copy Share Image
“Six flights up I smelled it. Faint at first and then gradually stronger - the eye-watering stench of fermented sugar. I felt… — Kelly Meding Copy Share Image
“The key to Lincoln's famous employment of humor is not that he failed to appreciate the tragic aspects of human existence, but… — Elton Trueblood Copy Share Image
“When did my house turn into a hangout for every grossly overpaid, terminally pampered professional football player in northern Illinois?" "We like… — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
Class has a sense of humor. It knows that a good laugh is the best lubricant for oiling the machinery of human… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've seen stand up comedy, and after a while you start to notice that a lot of people are doing things that… — Dylan Moran Copy Share Image
“Yeah, fucknuts, its you. You're me. To get into this place, You're gonna have to kill me. Which is not gonna happen… — P.C. Cast Copy Share Image
“I thought she wanted out. We should've brought cuffs and a gag." Clare frowned. "What's wrong with you, Blake? This is a… — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
When a man plays a woman in a dress, you're halfway there. It's inherently funny. When a woman plays a man, for… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Cinema is a composite art into which you can include all conceivable art or entertainment forms. In film, I can work with… — Takeshi Kitano Copy Share Image
I like showing different types of comedy - showing that I could tell a story, or showing that I could do a… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“she was lying to him.” “But she is lying to him. You are lying to him aren't you?” Darren asked as he… — Kaitlin Scott Copy Share Image
“The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Laughter serves as a blocking agent. Like a bullet-proof vest, it may help protect you against the ravages of negative emotions that… — Norman Cousins Copy Share Image
“Maggie had learned a long time ago that each day with a child was filled with two kinds of battles: those that… — Sydney Strand Copy Share Image
And especially, especially, don't f*ck with vegans. Do not look vegans in the eye. If you get into an argument with a… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
“My sister, Judy, has always said that she would like to lie in state, propped up in her coffin with her eyes… — Jill Conner Browne Copy Share Image
“I was completely out of clean clothes. That meant I could be a slut and sleep naked , or I could be… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“Dennis faced him. They glared at each other again. Neither said a word until Dennis set the glasses down, leaned back against… — Sloan Parker Copy Share Image
I'd previously done 'Expelled,' and that was more on the comedy side, so I really wanted to challenge myself and see if… — Cameron Dallas Copy Share Image
![“Six flights up I smelled it. Faint at first and then gradually stronger - the eye-watering stench of fermented sugar. I felt like I was walking into a distillery, and that clued me in as to who we were visiting. [...] I'm still waiting for some brave soul to start marketing Gremlin Piss Schnapps.” quote by Kelly Meding](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/99c/kelly-meding-55153_gremlins_six-flights-up-i-smelled-it-faint-at-fir_2276387.jpg)
