It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that… — Barrett Tillman Copy Share Image
I majored in extracurriculars, honestly. I joined the Harvard Stand Up Comedy Society, which is a ragtag band of misfits. I wrote… — Alexandra Petri Copy Share Image
The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion, compassion, humor, generosity, and kindness, and using these tools… — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
I'm not addicted to facebook! You know, I just use it whenever I have time. Lunch time, break time, bed time, off… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hank: As unbelievable as you may find this, Scott, we can do some things without your guidance. Warren: You're right, Hank! Why,… — Jeff Parker Copy Share Image
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“Only two bags, huh?" Helga was eighty, feisty, and the fastest knitter Elsie had ever seen. “We’ll have to work on that.… — Debora Geary Copy Share Image
“You greedy schmuck!” Denise burst out. Ian cast a leisurely glance in her direction. “And now my feelings are hurt. That’ll cost… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“Jen, get a clue and read Wadim's shirt." Jacque told her dryly. Jen looked over at Wadim who, oh so helpfully, pulled… — Quinn Loftis Copy Share Image
“Other mages have an odd attitude towards diviners. By the standards of, say, elemental mages. We can't gate, we can't attack, we… — Benedict Jacka Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
“We are legion, an army of millions. Though most of us will go to any length to hide our compulsions, we recognize… — Jennifer Traig Copy Share Image
I found my personal style in black humor and mixing funny things with very touching ones - like trying to force people… — Malgorzata Szumowska Copy Share Image
I don't know that I have a single comedy philosophy. But talking about things that matter to you is a good place… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
“Tonights is the first football game of the season West Paragon Dawgs versus East Paragon Dolphins - Cerberus guardiam of the underworld… — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
I'm not a comedian, I'm not a stand-up and I don't come from a comedy background. I am an actor, but I've… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
“When I asked him for some explanation as to why he wanted to kill me, he said it was because he didn't… — Amanda Filipacchi Copy Share Image
“You know, this isn’t how I imagined meeting Sophie’s first real boyfriend.” “Mom.” Archer gave me a little squeeze. “You mean I’m… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
They said, "You know, this issue doesn't seem to resignate with the people." And I said, you know something? Whether it resignates… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“You’ve got her mad now and there’s no turning back. All she has to do is go to the authorities, saying you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In spite of a heavy disguise, a few days' growth on my face, dark glasses, a beret and one of William's jackets… — Laurence Olivier Copy Share Image
Two Drink Mike enjoys dancing and knows a magic trick. Whereas, No Drink Mike enjoys biographies, and has serious opinions on wildlife.… — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
“And before any Christian readers get all offended - relax. I'm not saying that I'm the new Jesus. I'm just saying there's… — Danny Wallace Copy Share Image
“Cole: " There's the old Nik. No 'how do you do', no talk of the weather. Just a good swift kick to… — Brodi Ashton Copy Share Image
“Merry has just found her bio dad Sly and is meeting him for the first time (as her dad) and her beau… — Ashlyn Chase Copy Share Image
I worked in accounting for two and a half years, realized that wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of… — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
I've seen too many comics who got their own shows and were undone because they worked for an executive producer who didn't… — Carol Leifer Copy Share Image
“Am I dead? Is this heaven? No, I can't be. I'm realizing this as I process my second sensation: discomfort. I turn… — Karen Bergreen Copy Share Image
It is commonly said that ridicule is the best test of truth; for that it will not stick where it is not… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
If anything can survive the probe of humour it is clearly of value, and conversely all groups who claim immunity from laughter… — Eric Idle Copy Share Image
I am a standup comedian who has performed comedy in the Middle East in front of thousands of Muslims. And believe it… — Maz Jobrani Copy Share Image
“I focused the power from my armor into my leg and kicked the door in. The metal and plastic fibers splintered and… — John Zakour Copy Share Image
There is no essential difference between the material of comedy and tragedy. All depends on the point of view of the dramatist,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Doing nothing sometimes hurts more than doing something. Life doesn't come with a guarantee, which is just as well, because most guarantees… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Woody Allen's sense of humour has always attracted me, and I love the way he can make life so meaningful and yet… — Kalki Koechlin Copy Share Image
“It had taken him by surprise when the bride had asked him. Why would she want him in her wedding? And that’s… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
“There are lots of things that never go by rule, There’s a powerful pile o’ knowledge That you never get at college,… — L.M. Montgomery Copy Share Image
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