“The important thing is to keep them pledging," he explained to his cohorts. "It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not.… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
The kinds of shows that seem to work now, the comedy shows, are those which require very little attention. They're superficial and… — Mary Tyler Moore Copy Share Image
“They had not been long there before Lord Dumbello did group himself. 'Fine day,' he said, coming up and occupying the vacant… — Anthony Trollope Copy Share Image
That's the thing I love about sports: sports force you to quit. You can't pursue your dream till you're 46. When it… — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
“We made it back to the airport without getting mugged, stoned, shot at, pounced on, bombed, shelled, garroted, gassed, pitched into, caught… — Daniel Quinn Copy Share Image
When somebody takes themselves seriously that's fodder for comedy. I think every musician goes through certain periods of their career where they're… — Martin Kemp Copy Share Image
I think people who make checklists are the most miserable and alone because they are looking for the perfect Entenmann's that is… — Paul Rudnick Copy Share Image
I wasn't the guy running out to the Viper Room or comedy clubs until three in the morning. I was the guy… — Ralph Macchio Copy Share Image
“She pinched her nose against the stench as I squirted oil of vitriol around the door. Vaporous tendrils curled from the seams.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Knock-knock-knock No, that's not creepy at all. Being in a spaceship twelve light-years from home and having someone knock on the door… — Andy Weir Copy Share Image
Everything I do, in the middle of it, I lose all objectivity. The business of comedy is kind of ridiculous in that… — Dan Harmon Copy Share Image
“NOw he's back from the dead and he's come looking for her. Maybe he wants to get back together." (Isabelle) "I doubt… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
A solid base for any comedy is just honesty and truth, and it coming from a real place. As surreal as this… — Elijah Wood Copy Share Image
“I'm trying to keep your safe!" Puck exploded, whirling on me. His eyes feverish, and I shrank back. "This isn't a game,… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
“Here are the two states in which you may exist: person who writes, or person who does not. If you write: you… — Chuck Wendig Copy Share Image
I went to the park and saw this kid flying a kite. The kid was really excited. I don't know why, that's… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“But, of course, you might be asking yourself, 'Am I a feminist? I might not be. I don't know! I still don't… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
I am part of another film by Abhimanyu titled 'Hullor.' There is also a comedy flick 'Bhoot Chakra Private Limited' by Haranath… — Soham Chakraborty Copy Share Image
“Gideon could not imagine any other young unmarried woman of his acquaintance passing up the opportunity to snare, if not himself, then… — Anne Gracie Copy Share Image
God has a tremendous sense of humor! Religion remains something dead without a sense of humor as a foundation to it. God… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
“This, children, is Kitty Pryde, who apparently feels the need to make a grand entrance. I'm sorry. I was busy remembering to… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
“...and Lucy." She looked like she might cry. 'What about her?' "Lucy smells like food." She nearly gagged saying it. 'Sol, all… — Alyxandra Harvey Copy Share Image
“And if I ever see you or your fake ass Chanel earrings around here again, I will shove my very real, very… — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
“Illium seems far too pretty to be dangerous.” Dmitri’s male beauty, by contrast, was a darker, edgier thing. “No one ever expects… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“No one ever answered my question," Hayden says. "Looks like no one has the guts" "Which one?" Asks Connor. " You've got… — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
“After all, this was the place where I’d had my first meaningful conversation with a female, it was the site of a… — Weston Locher Copy Share Image
Girls are the best vehicles in the world because: 2 beautiful headlights in front, 2 great bumbers at the back, self-lubricating when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Hiking is sort of like strip poker: by the end, all the participants are hot, sweaty, and nearly naked, and the winner… — Winona Dimeo-Ediger Copy Share Image
“They could pretend when they were alone. Lie to themselves about what this was between them. Hell, he could invent a million… — Rachel Harris Copy Share Image
“He shook his head. “Did you tell him he should expand the Odessa-Brody oil pipeline up to Poland?” I smiled. “Yes. Yes,… — K.S. Ruff Copy Share Image
“People who could easily be mistaken as preteens just shouldn’t even try to pull off the look-at-me-I’m-so-serious-and-mysterious-and-sexy look. Especially while driving because,… — Chase Brooks Copy Share Image
“YOU CANNOT IMAGINE YOU ARE IN A POSITION TO EFFECT A SHUTDOWN, BYRON." "Can't I?" Zhang's eyes are wide now, gleaming with… — Amie Kaufman Copy Share Image
“Don't tell me you fell something for the little . . . oh.' The vampire blinked, then curled his lip back, disgust… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“And no chick fucking either, unless we both agree to it, of course." Turner pauses and scowls. "Though I can't imagine sharing… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
I'm a sponge. I'm obsessed with comedy. I'm obsessed with the idea that you can make somebody laugh, and I love to… — Rashida Jones Copy Share Image
“Madame will forgive me for not perceiving her busyness. It is a sign of the highest breeding to be able to be… — Louis de Bernières Copy Share Image
“This was the move that was supposed to sweep me away. She seemed a little out of practice. I guess life with… — Dan Ahearn Copy Share Image
“Hardly had the light been extinguished, when a peculiar trembling began to affect the netting under which the three children lay. It… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
What is a sense of humor? Surely not the ability to understand a joke. It comes rather from a residing feeling of… — Clifton Fadiman Copy Share Image
