“Gabe watched, holding his breath as the figure slowly turned. The body moved in an almost unnatural way as it shifted and… — Wendy Owens Copy Share Image
“Life is pure farce from beginning to end, with a little black comedy thrown in for shade. If it was anything else,… — Minette Walters Copy Share Image
There's a tricky tone where you try to get some humor into a movie that's also a tough tale of murder and… — Walter Hill Copy Share Image
I was looking at a bottle of water; they have nutritional facts printed on the side. You know, I'm no chemist, but… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“He walked straight out of college into the waiting arms of the Navy. They gave him an intelligence test. The first question… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“If I tell you another seven hundred times, maybe one of these days you might turn your clothes right side out when… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
It's continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you've got a good work ethic and a sense of humor,… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
I like to make jokes; I consider myself a funny person. I just think making jokes about people who are in a… — Maria Shriver Copy Share Image
The economics favour one-man comedy shows: all you need is one person, a microphone and a PA system. But I'm pleased so… — Paul Merton Copy Share Image
“Hackworth took a bite of his sandwich, correctly anticipating that the meat would be gristly and that he would have plenty of… — Neal Stephenson Copy Share Image
“I was surprised he could do any amount of labor wearing the pants he had on. I don’t understand skinny jeans for… — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“Chaucer's The Canterbury Tales was expected to clock in at anywhere between 100 and 120 chapters. Unfortunately, the dude only managed to… — Jacopo della Quercia Copy Share Image
It is easy to forget that the most important aspect of comedy, after all, its great saving grace, is its ambiguity. You… — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
There was a DJ who stayed up for eleven days straight, the longest recorded period of time anyone has ever gone without… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“When she was done whispering in the mike and being cute as hell, they'd sing a song half in English and half… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
I grew up being educated by Sesame Street and gained a sense of humor from The Muppet Show. I'd give my right… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“I'll see she gets them," Brodick said. Judith shook her head. "I want to meet her," she explained. She stood up and… — Julie Garwood Copy Share Image
“Just because someone says he'll see you at midnight doesn't mean you're automatically bound to hug him when you've barely shaken hands… — André Aciman Copy Share Image
Im happy to say that at 62, I think Ive reached that point where stuff doesnt bother me as much, and my… — Bonnie Raitt Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I played a lot of serious parts in a lot of TV movies and early miniseries but what happens is that you… — Barry Bostwick Copy Share Image
“Now that they had gotten wise, it took Adam no time at all to notice they were also naked. And once it… — Wendy Bertsch Copy Share Image
“My great-great grandfather and I were best of friends, although we never met. Fire and shipwreck orphan us – 140 years apart.… — Raji Singh Copy Share Image
Roy Blount, who is the funniest person I know, journeys deep into the dark heart of humor and brings back a wonderfully… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
I knew how incredibly rich 'Valerian' was visually and the adventures the heroes go through. They are one of a kind. They… — Alexandre Desplat Copy Share Image
I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale Copy Share Image
I love watching action films, and especially the little moments of wit and humor in the choreography in a lot of them.… — Susanna Fogel Copy Share Image
“The burn unit is often the most distant wing of a hospital, because burn victims are so susceptible to infection that they… — Andrew Davidson Copy Share Image
I do also think it eludes genre a bit - not in any groundbreaking way but you can't quite call it a… — Colin Firth Copy Share Image
“This is a classic ploy familiar to revolutionary leaders throughout history: the failure of the revolution proves the need to radicalize it.… — Mark Lilla Copy Share Image
Nobody says you must laugh, but a sense of humor can help you overlook the unattractive, tolerate the unpleasant, cope with the… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
“Imogene Duckworthy did not like pigs. She was fairly fond of cattle, having grown up surrounded by them. She hadn't been around… — Kaye George Copy Share Image
“When I asked her what she'd thought of Pride and Prejudice, she only wondered aloud how anyone could have written a novel… — Michelle Cooper Copy Share Image
I am not a politician going around bragging about family values or putting myself on some ridiculous virtuous pedestal. I write comedy.… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again. “Holy hell, your eyes are like… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
All it takes is a teaspoon of humor, a tablespoon full of confidence, a scoop of perseverance and a full glass of… — Rizzi Vicci Copy Share Image
“Untuck your shirt, wipe, retuck. No one will see. Otherwise they’re gonna crust on your hand like wood glue.” This is Booger… — Mick Bogerman Copy Share Image
A man who fails is funny... if my sketches teach anything, it is that, for the male, sex is a snare and… — Benny Hill Copy Share Image
“Rachel had decided he WAS handsome during their hike to the camp. Though the way he kept telling her to speak more… — Teri Hall Copy Share Image
“I could use you—if you pass the tests, of course. There are three of them. You have passed the first." "What are… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
