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I sincerely believe that the collective efforts of many secularists during the past generation, resulting in the expulsion from our schools and… — Jerry Falwell Copy Share Image
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I never know what my next thing is going to be, and I'm not out there specifically searching for one thing in… — Hilary Swank Copy Share Image
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So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an… — Tim Vine Copy Share Image
I'd say that that is a challenge, but it also is, again, it's helpful. It's helpful to have the discipline of, okay,… — Brian Henson Copy Share Image
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I always think it is kind of funny when it comes to wisdom, and I say God has a sense of humor,… — Benjamin Carson Copy Share Image
“Touched by an angel, my ass!” roared the woman, whom I recognized despite the ash covering her face: Moondance. “I’ll touch you,… — Carol Goodman Copy Share Image
since each child reads only about six hundred books in the course of childhood, each book should nourish them in some way… — Joan Aiken Copy Share Image
“Cáel sighed. “Look, right now? Either you want Rose, or you don’t. If you do—and, quite frankly, it’s obvious to me that… — Riley Shane Copy Share Image
Now the point of comedy is not just looking funny, it's use of language. We have at our disposal a great language...… — Barry Humphries Copy Share Image
As I was leaving this morning, I said to myself 'the last thing you must do is forget your speech.' And sure… — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
The script for 'Infamous' was so poised between tragedy and comedy. It's a dream part. One reads those scripts with a sense… — Toby Jones Copy Share Image
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I love doing these scenes. I love that I'm the guy that went for it. I will do just about anything for… — Jason Biggs Copy Share Image
“In the split second where you understand a joke you experience a moment of “enlightenment.” This cannot be achieved by “explaining” the… — Oliver Benjamin Copy Share Image
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Be the change. What you think, you become. Where there is love, there is life. Learn as you'll live forever. Your health… — Gandhi Copy Share Image
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You have comedians who just do jokes, and they're called comics, not comedians. You have comedians that do bits - a person… — Charlie Murphy Copy Share Image
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My dad has a certain spirit, a twinkle in his eye, someone who can set a certain standard for players but also… — Jill Ellis Copy Share Image
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“We'd better get. But y'all have a nice night,' I say. Apparently, fear turns me Texan. A startling personality insight that I'll… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“America is now wholly given over to a damned mob of scribbling women, and I should have no chance of success while… — Nathaniel Hawthorne Copy Share Image
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The only difference between comedy and drama is that, in comedy, I'm going to utilize the tool of creating laughter to deflect… — Romany Malco Copy Share Image
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