“So began one of the fiercest and strangest battles ever fought, a battle that involved all manner of business supplies, elegant clothing… — Trenton Lee Stewart Copy Share Image
“New Rule: You can't force the ATM to do something it doesn't want to do. Excuse me, lady in front of me… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“The width of neck and shoulder suggested a rugby player, the broken nose confirmed it. Which shows just how wrong you can… — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
“She's easy to use." Laszlo pointed at the doll's neck. "You remove the clamp, insert the small funnel, select two quarts of… — Kerrelyn Sparks Copy Share Image
It's an amusing idea to some, this feminism thing - this audacious notion that women should be able to move through the… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“Yes ma'am," I said, "Anna Celeste's party is Saturday, but I don't need a ride… No ma'am. It's because Anna Celeste is… — Sheila Turnage Copy Share Image
“Life, I'd heard someone say, is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. It seemed to… — Lawrence Block Copy Share Image
“Thunder gods don't hide." The Russian shrugged. "I am not like Thor. I have Russian depth of character. And I like to… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
Just because I text // talk to you, doesn't mean I wanna insert my penis in your vaginal canal. Vagina isn't hard… — Jayy Copy Share Image
“It is all very well to say that all princesses are good and beautiful and charming; but this is usually a determined… — Robin McKinley Copy Share Image
I LOVE THE COMEDY CLUBS AND THE CLOSENESS OF THE CROWD. HOWEVER THE MORE YA DO THE BIG ROOMS THEY START TO… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
“All my life, I have taken satisfaction in finishing things in order that I may experience a sense of achievement, regardless of… — Kathleen Rooney Copy Share Image
I love comedy. David's Lynch the only person I've worked with more than once who sees me as a specific thing -… — Laura Dern Copy Share Image
I don't understand German myself. I learned it at school, but forgot every word of it two years after I had left,… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The joy of joys is the person of light but unmalicious humor. If you know any one who is gay, beguiling and… — Emily Post Copy Share Image
“Hey Charlotte," Julianne yelled. "Hell must have frozen over!" And then in a quieter voice she added, "Charlotte was hoping it would."… — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
“No,” said Hermione shortly. “Have either of you seen my copy of Numerology and Gramatica ?” “Oh, yeah, I borrowed it for… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I'm interested in humor, and greeting cards just happen to be a perfect medium for my message. They're accessible to everyone, and… — Anne Taintor Copy Share Image
“It was the only way to silence you.” She bristled with outrage. “Silence me? You took liberties with my … my …… — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
“They are friends because they are both beautiful specimens of maledom." "Beautiful specimens of maledom?" "That's right. And there are very few… — Krista McGee Copy Share Image
“Gage wants to know more about his neighbor, Miss Dupree the one who keeps getting undressed at night with the curtains open… — Richie Tankersley Cusick Copy Share Image
“The therapist, he thought, and it bothered him a lot more than it should have. After all, he had nothing permanent with… — Jennifer Cruise Welcome to Temptation Copy Share Image
“We fiction writers are a brazen lot, are we not? For we, in our passion, embrace just enough truth to consecrate our… — Val Edward Simone Copy Share Image
“Where did you get that candy again?" Leven asked, worried. "The pile said 'flavored'," Clover answered back, his face a chocolatey mess.… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
“We got distracted. Ty said I could come to the tasting." "Maddy—" "Please. He's going to put my wine in." David glanced… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic… — John Scalzi Copy Share Image
Even if you didn't see the movie, you'd see two words you'd never seen put together before - comedy and Muslim. Comedy… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Laughter is wine for the soul - laughter soft, or loud and deep, tinged through with seriousness - the hilarious declaration made… — Sean O'Casey Copy Share Image
I think comedy in the last 5-7 years is as good as it's ever been in America. I like it when people… — Peter Farrelly Copy Share Image
We censure others but as they disagree from that humor which we fancy laudable in ourselves, and commend others but for that… — Thomas Browne Copy Share Image
There are comedic rules and formulae and, while these tenets should be respected, especially by a newcomer, perversely you can still succeed… — Richard Herring Copy Share Image
The cosmic humor is that if you desire to move mountains and you continue to purify yourself, ultimately you will arrive at… — Ram Dass Copy Share Image
For now, we assume that self-evolving robots will learn to mimic human traits, including, eventually, humor. And so, I can't wait to… — Lance Morrow Copy Share Image
“Nekhbet shrieked in alarm. I turned to see what was going on. Immediately, I wished I could burn my eyes out of… — The Throne of Fire Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“Someone knocks on the door. Laylah's eyes widen in alarm. Josiah looks like he's just been condemned to hell. "It's just my… — Susan Ee Copy Share Image
If you look at the exports, Sasha Baron Cohen, Simon Pegg, Ricky Gervais, all these actors are comedians arent they? But they… — Danny John-Jules Copy Share Image
“These three man," Mimi said, "are suspects in a recent theft. Last night, Polly Partial received a shipment of twenty blueberry pies.… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
When something really affects you, it's hard to find the humor in it sometimes. There's are a lot of reasons why there… — Sarah Cooper Copy Share Image
“It didn't seem like Sergeant Doakes would give up before my conversion to a beer-bellied sofa ornament was complete, and I could… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“How the hell did you know where I was?" Prophet demanded. Cillian said simply, "Don't bother searching your phone for chips." "Then… — S.E. Jakes Copy Share Image
