“Percy: Put your cap back on... get out! Annabeth: What? No! I'm not leaving you. Percy: I've got a plan. I'll distract… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
'24' is a pretty serious show - there isn't a lot of improv that is happening. Having said that, I do play… — Mary Lynn Rajskub Copy Share Image
Few people know how to take a walk. The qualifications are endurance, plain clothes, old shoes, an eye for nature, good humor,… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
“(Maggie)I opened my senses as I made my way stealthily down the hall. Truly all that was missing was Mission Impossible theme… — Shelly Crane Copy Share Image
“No, it's the best time for jokes,' said Olivia. She forced a weak smile. 'Jokes remind us that we're alive. And that… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“George pulled my hand away and inspected the wound. He frowned. "Sarah, honey, what happened?" I cleared my throat. "I fell on… — Michelle Rowen Copy Share Image
I suddenly realized that comedy, for me, was just being honest, and playing it for real. I've seen so many wonderful actors… — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
“It’s a bit burned,” my mother would say apologetically at every meal, presenting you with a piece of meat that looked like… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
Fasting cures diseases, dries up bodily humors, puts demons to flight, gets rid of impure thoughts, makes the mind clearer and the… — Athenaeus Copy Share Image
“You're weird." "You're weird too," she said defensively. "I guess that means we're perfect for each other." He stared into her eyes,… — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Remember, our kind protects you Normals from the Pures. We are the rope tied between man and super-beast. A rope forever dangling… — Daven Anderson Copy Share Image
The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humorous story depends for its effect… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Hard comedy goes for the fences. It's also what you might call take-a-risk comedy because if you don't hit a home run,… — Bob Crane Copy Share Image
PHONES with0ut signal, FACEBOOK with0ut friends, YOUTUBE with0ut music.. these are all strange.. but n0ne 0f them is m0re wierd than ME… — Meggy Copy Share Image
My parents are very practical people and they told me, 'If this comedy thing is an actual career and a job that… — Ayo Edebiri Copy Share Image
Yeah, reaching people through comedy is the best, if you're making them laugh and then also making someone think about something differently.… — Amelia Dimoldenberg Copy Share Image
“I had a dream about you. We couldn't decide on a sunrise. You wanted a tan, I only cared about the view.… — Bauvard Copy Share Image
Comedy used to be a vehicle for change. Now, comedy has gotten to this quirky, nonsensical place, which I enjoy. But I… — Kenya Barris Copy Share Image
“I took a six pound dump,” Jack offered. “You lie.” I laughed. The J’s could always make me feel better. “It’s true,”… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and… — Monty Python Copy Share Image
“The Americans called theirs the Officers Club but the Canadians called ours the Officers Mess. The American term was the more honest;… — R.J. Childerhose Copy Share Image
“In Norwegian that would be 'hun ma dra. Kanskje er hun gravid.'" Astley sttempts to smile. i can't help teasing him. "Which?… — Carrie Jones Copy Share Image
“Why don't you come with me?" "Why? Where are you going?" "Home. I've had enough. I hate England." "Hate England?" It was… — Geraldine McCaughrean Copy Share Image
“He stared at me in complete puzzlement, “And while I’m committing incest for you is there anything else you’d like? Maybe a… — Candice Raquel Lee Copy Share Image
Comedy has sort of been my life-long obsession. I literally obsessed over comedy. I really didn't play sports - for me it… — Chris Hardwick Copy Share Image
“Love is nothing but lust, lust, and more lust, with a lot of cheating, lies, and general tomfoolery thrown in. Love is… — Jöns in The Seventh Seal Copy Share Image
Matt LeBlanc thinks his own jokes are funny which is problematic when you're driving along - he expects you to laugh and… — Chris Harris Copy Share Image
Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter? Yes, said Harry stiffly. Yes, sir. There's no need to… — JK Rowling Copy Share Image
“What does ‘hmm’ have to do with anything? Could you ever use more than five words? All this grunting and minced words… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” That's shocking," said the Major. "How on earth will… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“She frowned at me. "You need some rest. You look like hell. And you're obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles."… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I like ducks." Jem observed diplomatically. "Esspecially the ones in Hyde Park." He glanced side ways at Will; both boys were sitting… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Partly because the town is just finicky, there are strange Catch 22 clauses in the consciousness of this community and one of… — Val Kilmer Copy Share Image
Comedy is very controlling - you are making people laugh. It is there in the phrase 'making people laugh.' You feel completely… — Gilda Radner Copy Share Image
A lot of people have gotten into comedy because of certain influences in their lives or events that were painful, and I… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
According to liberals, you can't joke, there's no lighthearted banter. One cannot engage in any kind of traditional stereotypical humor because leftists… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“I say, sah! Sorry to trouble you to get off your big fat bottom and help a poor gel out!" "I would… — Brian Jacques Copy Share Image
People come up to me as I leave the stage after a performance and tell me tey saw my mother onstage with… — Lorna Luft Copy Share Image
“For a sane person to sincerely be happy that someone has succeeded, they have to either be profiting or likely to profit… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
