“I often wonder what she's thinking," says Ed, still gazing up at her. "That's quite an intriguing expression she has." "I often… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I don't deliberately go into comedy or go into indies, but I do deliberately try to keep changing tact, because I think… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“And i was buck-naked. Which probably would have made for an interesting night, but the last time i'd checked i was neither… — Kristin Walker Copy Share Image
Wouldn't it have been weird to go to high school with the Pope? You know, somebody did, someone's sitting at home, watching… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Of course, in my mind, violence would have been better, but since that wasn’t an option, I decided to play along. “It’s… — Jeanne McDonald Copy Share Image
“Leo glanced back, his face streaked with soot. "Apollo, you sense anything?" "Why is it my job to sense things? Just because… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
In comedy you feel you need to go back to the theatre every now and again, you feel you need to go… — Mathew Baynton Copy Share Image
When you're on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone's stifling their laughter. You're looking at the crew… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
“Joy, sadness, confidence, anxiety, love, hatred, fear-all of these feelings and thousands more that make up the human "heart" are as useless… — Max Brooks Copy Share Image
“You have broken the ice, though you have not even scratched its glossy surface: you have placed your hand upon the croup… — Honoré de Balzac Copy Share Image
What makes me laugh is hearing the stuff about my son or the stuff about my mom. I was a big fan… — Jo Koy Copy Share Image
“If you sense that someone feels disconnected, reach out to them," the speaker urges. "buy them a soda. Compliment their new hairdo.… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
“There was a momentary lull in the shooting and spellslinging, and the kid started scrambling to his feet. I grabbed his arm… — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
Every movie I do, or when I'm on the sketch comedy show, I don't really get into it until I have an… — Kel Mitchell Copy Share Image
“Where’s the hooch—for Dickhead?” “Fourth-floor gift room.” She stared at him for ten silent seconds. “We have a gift room?” On a… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
I approach my work the way an actor approaches their work. The only difference is that I do comedy, and my job… — Samuel L. Jackson Copy Share Image
“It is the iron." Grimalkin picked his way over a puddle, then leaped atop a fallen tree, shaking out his paws."This close… — Julie Kagawa Copy Share Image
“You know,” she said dreamily, passing over his question, “you’re not nearly as handsome as Lord St.Vincent.” “There’s a surprise,” he said… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“The first thing everybody would do if they went to France is go to the top of the Eiffel Tower and do… — Stephen Kelman Copy Share Image
“Then based on her own recent experience, the Divine Presence had a cruelly perverse sense of humor and His Grand Plan needed… — Judith McNaught Copy Share Image
I believe that when people try to live their life at the fullest, there's a certain laughter that comes out of it.… — Takashi Miike Copy Share Image
My acting has always been in the world of comedy, but in my writing, other than writing sketches, I really am drawn… — Jim Rash Copy Share Image
I think 'Star Trek' has a really beautiful legacy of humor, along with the more philosophical and action parts of 'Star Trek.'… — Mary Wiseman Copy Share Image
I always think about visual comedy. I was raised watching silents, and I'm always thinking about how to make cinema, not good… — Alexander Payne Copy Share Image
Each one of us, in his timidity, has a limit beyond which he is outraged. It is inevitable that he who by… — Man Ray Copy Share Image
“Jacqueline and Jillian, who were crying for some of the many reasons that babies cry—they were cold, they were distressed, they were… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Nixon’s offences had been so long in the past, so much part of a different era that he now seemed like some… — Jacob M. Appel Copy Share Image
SHERIFF, n. In America the chief executive office of a country, whose most characteristic duties, in some of the Western and Southern… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
“What happened to your face?' he asked. 'When I was little, my grandmother was making candles and she had a big vat… — Caragh M. O'Brien Copy Share Image
My first films were comedy, 'Murder By Death,' and 'The Cheap Detective.' But now they won't think of me as a comedian.… — James Cromwell Copy Share Image
“Sam found a chair under Robin’s butt and evicted him from it, bringing it over to his pregnant wife.“Sorry, I wasn’t thinking,”… — Suzanne Brockmann Copy Share Image
Books are never out of humour; never envious or jealous, they answer all questions with readiness; ... they teach us how to… — Holbrook Jackson Copy Share Image
“Junction nineteen! Una, she came off at Junction nineteen! You've added an hour to your journey before you even started. Come on,… — Helen Fielding Copy Share Image
“difficult to see the glass ceiling because it’s made of glass. Virtually invisible. What we need is for more birds to fly… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“In the cramped confines of the toilet I had trouble getting out of my wet trousers, which clung to my legs like… — Geoff Dyer Copy Share Image
When I was studying comedy in Chicago, it wasn't long after 9/11. There were a lot Middle Eastern comedians who were doing… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
I saw soda pop for $1.20 a six pack. That price messes with your head. You start thinking you're gonna sell soda… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“I did not tremble to lose what men called beauty, but I feared the loss of my spirit and humor and love… — David Liss Copy Share Image
I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
A survey says that American workers work the first three hours every day just to pay their taxes. So that's why we… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
