“The question is are you okay?” he asked, looking down at her with concern. “That was quite a spill you took.” “I...I’m… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
I don't know if I'm particularly funny, I mean one of my legs is shorter than the other one, it makes everything… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
“The space is appropriately shoe-boxy and all the shelves are there. I've set them up with a coordinate system, so my program… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“As if reading her mind, he leaned into her again, pupils dark, irises glowing like a forest caught in the last rays… — Dianna Hardy Copy Share Image
Boy is my wife stupid. It takes her and hour and a half to watch 60 minutes. My daughters no bargain either.… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
“You can never know where I am or what I am, But I am good company to you nonetheless, And really do… — Henry N. Beard Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“And the list of traitors?" said Dylan, eying the scroll with an unsavory gleam in his eyes. What did he plan on… — Aimee Carter Copy Share Image
“What time should I come stalk you tomorrow?” “Six-thirty?” She says breathlessly. “Six-thirty sounds good.” Six-thirty is my new favorite time of… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
I'm in the public eye, so I don't care who knows what I get done. If I see something sagging, dragging, or… — Dolly Parton Copy Share Image
Kerry Washington is the most fun: she cracks me up! Everyone talks about how drop-dead gorgeous, smart, and fashionable she is, and… — Darby Stanchfield Copy Share Image
I try to be smart with my comedy. Generally, it devolves into bathroom humour. I describe my comedy as, 'I have the… — Jason Priestley Copy Share Image
“After a half century of ministry, F. J. Hallett claimed that in the actual work of a parish, the most successful leader… — J Oswald Sanders Copy Share Image
“Trying to corral the suburban stampede with a bunch of school buses was like herding cats. Actually, it was worse than herding… — Tanner Colby Copy Share Image
“What would it be like to think what a gerbil thinks, from a gerbil's point of view? Kind of like Thomas Nigel's… — Steven James Copy Share Image
“In the beginning, his holding could calm the babies, but soon they wanted more motion and wouldn't allow their father to sit… — Ha Jin Copy Share Image
“In it {a film Peter saw} a sadistic sergeant broke the spirit of soldier in a military prison by beating him up… — Kingsley Amis Copy Share Image
PROBOSCIS, n. The rudimentary organ of an elephant which serves him in place of the knife-and-fork that Evolution has as yet denied… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
I'm looking for laughs, you know? If it take me to flip over a table, if I have to go physical comedy,… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Any philosophical and theoretical assurance that laughter is unique to the human being becomes somewhat unsure when one turns to the anthropological… — Simon Critchley Copy Share Image
“If it had been my decision, you would still be sleeping, and I would be hoping every hour of every night you… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Any chance I’d get to see you in that bikini?” Zahara punched him in the arm. “No more talk of me in… — Annabell Cadiz Copy Share Image
“You hardly know me and yet you invited me out on a date,’ said Miss Dearheart. ‘Why?’ Because you called me a… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I… — Jordan Castillo Price Copy Share Image
I don't want to just play the same thing. But with The Red Road, no one has ever seen me like that.… — Jason Momoa Copy Share Image
“(Regarding check-cashing places): It's hitting me how poor this really is: I'm standing in a long line to pay someone to give… — Angela Nissel Copy Share Image
All the parts I get offered are character and comedy parts, and I probably wouldn't get them if I had a different… — Mackenzie Crook Copy Share Image
I was never considered 'a marketable hero', and never got promoted to that category. I am not complaining - I found another… — Vivek Copy Share Image
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“One of the traits of sophistication is the capacity to cross borders between different cultural relevancies. Humor is often, intentionally or not,… — Peter L. Berger Copy Share Image
“Who will marry me? No one wants a girl who is not a virgin." "I will. I'll marry you." "Ma non posso… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Why?" "Because...because he's so tall ," Mindy explained, like height was proof of good character. "And did I mention European?" "Yes. It's… — Beth Fantaskey Copy Share Image
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The demon needs permission to stay?” Kyle asked, a bit amused now. “Of course. You need to give it permission to come… — Aparajita Yadav Copy Share Image
I wrote a play at drama school, which was a dark comedy - people laughed and cried. And then my script of… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
I was always given the comedy role, even in the ballet. I was the one who fell off her points, you know?… — June Whitfield Copy Share Image
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If you look there is humor in every situation like your Aunt eating up all the food at the funeral or the… — Kim Wayans Copy Share Image
![“What the fuck happened to you? [...] You look like you lost a fight with a lamprey. Hickey, hickey...bruise, bruise, bruise...bite. I thought that thing on your neck the other day was just a fluke. I guess not--looks like you get off on picking up a few souvenirs when you...get off. ~Crash” quote by Jordan Castillo Price](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/251/jordan-castillo-price-17382_bruise_what-the-fuck-happened-to-you-you-look-l_2955968.jpg)
