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I never know when I am being funny, and the other way too. I don't think you can think about that. I… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
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I didn't believe in systems. Everything human was imperfect and ultimately absurd. What did I believe in then? In humor. In laughing… — Erica Jong Copy Share Image
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With comedy, you have to do it right. In a drama, there's a lot of different ways to succeed in a moment.… — Jack Nicholson Copy Share Image
Having written both comedy and drama, comedy's harder because the fear of failure's so much stronger. When you write a scene and… — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
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There are the horror fans that love the 'Evil Dead' because of the humor, but I'm sure it's not all of them.… — Fede Alvarez Copy Share Image
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British education is probably the best in the world, if you can survive it. If you can't there is nothing left for… — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
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But, through the shift of mood and mood, Mine ancient humor saves him whole The cynic devil in his blood That bids… — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
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I had the humble beginnings. I was doing comedy in laundry mats in 1992, literally where I would bring a little gorilla… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other:… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
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The main problem with films is that everybody always thinks of us as a violent people. We are not. We are spiritual.… — Michael Horse Copy Share Image
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Sarah Silverman. She's the reason I do comedy. Her DNC speech was my favorite thing I ever heard. Sitting down with her… — Nikki Glaser Copy Share Image
“Tassels," I said in disgust. Alex, too, was turned in his seat. "You guys," he said. "He's still moving." Disappointed, I said,… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
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