“Quatermain (while climbing down): We are above an abyss such as satan's own, Miss Murray.Pray not to look down. Mina: And you,… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“In Hollywood, the real stars are all in animation. Alvin and the Chipmunks don't throw star fits, don't demand custom-designed Winnebagos, and… — John Waters Copy Share Image
“If you were trying to startle us half to death, you succeeded,” she told him as she closed the distance between them.… — Lindsey Brookes Copy Share Image
Wit and humor seem to always factor into this - there's a tongue-in-cheek tone you get when you take on a formalist… — Alexander Weinstein Copy Share Image
“She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. [...] My mum says it's because Celia has an attention… — Jaclyn Moriarty Copy Share Image
When 'Malcolm in the Middle' was over, I was looking for a drama more than a comedy...but if it was a comedy… — Bryan Cranston Copy Share Image
“God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I would not employ an author to referee a Ping-Pong match. By their very nature they are biased and bloody-minded. Better put… — Jack McClelland Copy Share Image
If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Q: But what do you think that the Bible, itself, says? Don't you know how it was arrived at? A: I never… — Scopes Trial Copy Share Image
“Doing our imperfect best means accepting that there will often be mistakes, flaws, and rough edges. These mistakes, flaws, and rough edges… — Jason W. Freeman Copy Share Image
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“My Zora senses are tingling," I said. Nathan looked at me blankly. "Right, you don't know anything about Spiderman," I remembered. "Spider… — Markelle Grabo Copy Share Image
To all my soap fans out there, my horror fanatics, comedy lovers, I will tell you this: 'Death Valley' is an action-packed… — Texas Battle Copy Share Image
“She did, she really told her. She was pretty scary, actually," "The best women always are, love; you don't get to my… — Gil McNeil Copy Share Image
Melissa Pritchard's prose, that darkly lyrical firmament, is brightened by the dizzy luminous arrangement of her stars and satellites, her great gifts… — Antonya Nelson Copy Share Image
Ball-tampering. There, I've said it. Things that shouldn't be said: the judge in the Saddam trial appears to be wearing comedy specs… — Eddie Mair Copy Share Image
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To me, most theatre looks ridiculous. I find it very difficult to do. Personally, if I ever try to do serious stuff,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
“Mrs. Crisparkle had need of her own share of philanthropy when she beheld this very large and very loud excrescence on the… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
How long again before some genius invent a phone that you can stick your tongue out and kiss or lick the other… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
“I shrugged off his arm. “That’s right. Fourteen-year-old boys have better taste than you. They think I’m hot.” I licked my fingertip… — Jennifer Echols Copy Share Image
“Even Scientific American entered the fray with an article proposing that the person portrayed in the famous Martin Droeshout engraving might actually… — Bill Bryson Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” “What does it look like? I’m getting down on my knees.” His head butted against her stomach. Her… — Alisha Rai Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry," he says. "What? Why?" "You're fixing everything I set down." He nods at my hands, which are readjusting the elephant.… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I have no idea why gay men love me, but I would have to assume it's because they know how much I… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
I liked horror and comedy, basically, from a young age, but I just ended up getting into comedy because there was -… — Julian Barratt Copy Share Image
One of the first sights that shocked me, when I came to Israel in 1921, was an Arab turning over a field… — Golda Meir Copy Share Image
Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants.… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I don't actually believe in the genre of comedy. Sometimes when I watch comedies, I can't see the soul of the show.… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
It's exciting to be able to do something completely independent without anybody challenging it, and it's a big part of the reason… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
“Oh, yeah. He's dead, a voice inside her head confirmed. "No way!" Brianna backed away from him, looking around the room in… — Natasha Larry Copy Share Image
If you think of the people who are funny in your life, you'll note it's not because they tell jokes, it's because… — Anne Beatts Copy Share Image
It's very hard to find a good comedy. I prefer doing comedy far over anything else because I think they're actually more… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
One thing I have that the majority of other designers don't is humor. That's distinctly my approach, and it was distinctly Franco… — Jeremy Scott Copy Share Image
Our characters act silly, even totally ridiculous at times, and most of our jokes don't come out of pop cultural references. It… — Stephen Hillenburg Copy Share Image
“Alaythia smiled sympathetically. "The Coast of the Dead. Sounds lovely, doesn't it?" Simon tried to smile back. "Someone in a good mood… — Jason Hightman Copy Share Image
“Unpaid internships are worse than slavery," Gabby said. I looked at her, unsure of what she meant. "They make us work ridiculous… — Teresa Lo Copy Share Image
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![“She's always getting into trouble because she gets bored really really easily. [...] My mum says it's because Celia has an attention span the size of a sesame seed. Celia's mum says it's because Celia's identity is unfurling itself slowly, like a tulip bud, and it's a breathtakingly beautiful…” quote by Jaclyn Moriarty](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/f85/jaclyn-moriarty-13344_attention-span_she-s-always-getting-into-trouble-becaus_734185.jpg)
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