“If a pretty picture and a cute saying are all it takes to motivate you you probably have one of those really… — Demotivator Copy Share Image
In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.… — Warren Hutcherson Copy Share Image
“Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.' 'Okay.' She… — Nicholson Baker Copy Share Image
“Then everything is clear," Reynold said, looking around triumphantly at the crowd. "Jacques Cherbourg did not drown, he survived. He went to… — Ken Follett Copy Share Image
“now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
“If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
In college I was one of six males who auditioned for five male roles in a comedy play. I was the one… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
“Well, it just goes to show you,” the inventor said as he flipped through the pages of notes and ideas, “It is… — Joseph Lallo Copy Share Image
Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity -… — Hank Ketcham Copy Share Image
“People have many cruel expectations from writers. People expect novelists to live on a hill with three kids and a spouse, people… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
In comedy, I often see so many weird race jokes, and it's like, there is no racial diversity in your show to… — Michaela Coel Copy Share Image
“I review books." "Do you get paid for them?" I laughed out loud at that. "No, not at all." Daemon seemed confused… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
We want our teachers to be trained so they can meet the obligations, their obligations as teachers. We want them to know… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
An atmosphere of trust, love, and humor can nourish extraordinary human capacity. One key is authenticity: parents acting as people, not as… — Marilyn Ferguson Copy Share Image
By way of personal instinct, I have an inherent distaste for grandiose rhetorical statements, which don't have any substantive dimension to them — Kevin Rudd Copy Share Image
Yes, I was hired by Universal because they needed a comedy director. They had seen Scandal and liked it. I saw an… — Douglas Sirk Copy Share Image
“What strengthen the bonds between the children and their parents is spreading the fun and humor during family gatherings and times, and… — Maryam Abdullah Alnaymi Copy Share Image
“Ouch," he said. "Move your foot." "No." "Go away." "Glad to see you, too." "What are you doing here?" I asked. "You… — Laurie Halse Anderson Copy Share Image
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I… — Richard Russo Copy Share Image
I distrust all dead and mechanical formulas for expressing anything connected with human affairs and human personalities. Putting human affairs in exact… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
The aim of life is some way of living, as flexible and gentle as human nature; so that ambition may stoop to… — George Santayana Copy Share Image
“Finnik?” I say. “Maybe some pants?” He looks down at his legs as if noticing them for the first time. Then he whips… — Suzanne Collins Copy Share Image
“The things you can't do will always outnumber the things you can do, and it doesn't matter. The secret of life is… — Anthony Chapman Copy Share Image
You start out with Mad magazine, and you go right through the sort of black humor of Lenny Bruce, Lord Buckley, Mort… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
“Aaron’s eyes widened. “That’s Lexi?” he asked. Kyran turned to him with a frown. “Yeah. Why?” “Nothing,” Aaron said. “It’s just...when I… — S.F. Mazhar Copy Share Image
“Yes, the saint was underrated quite a bit, then, mostly by people who didn’t like things that were ineffable… …a lot of… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
A man's man is respectful, he's honorable, he's loyal, he's sensitive, he's strong, he's tough, he's well-groomed, he has a sense of… — Frank Vincent Copy Share Image
As a director, just to be able to jump in to do something that's different, and to explore comedy and be challenged… — David Leitch Copy Share Image
“That’s it,” Flanagan said, his thick hands gripping the bar and his eyes wide. “I’m getting back on the wagon and I’m… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Humor can heal the heart, instill hope, bring people together, and remind them that life isn’t meant to be so doggone serious.… — Susan C. Young Copy Share Image
“Remember: eye contact," he says. "And be sure to smile." "You are such a mom." "You know what your problem is?" "That… — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
I would call it a comedy variety show. We have some people just doing straight standup. We usually try to have one… — Todd Barry Copy Share Image
“I know. I know. Just--hold on." He pulled out a thick headband. It was brown, with a plush fox head on the… — John Green Copy Share Image
'Northern Exposure.' I loved that show; I loved the way it was able to have episodes where somebody finds a woolly mammoth,… — Edward Kitsis Copy Share Image
I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could think of nothing different that… — Eugene Levy Copy Share Image
Every man has to settle down eventually. You know why you gotta settle down eventually? Because you don't want to be the… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
“Wow. I didn’t think it was possible for him to look any more intoxicating than he already did. But a leather clad… — Colleen Houck Copy Share Image
As a blogger, Chez Pazienza is filled with outrage, passion and insight -- delivered with a distinctive point of view, a wicked… — Arianna Huffington Copy Share Image
“Writing poetry's,' I looked around the solarium, but Madame Crommelynck's got a tractor beam, 'sort of . . . gay.' '"Gay"? A… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
Here's the thing about Jews in Hollywood. Not to stereotype, but the Jews I know here are the funniest, most self-deprecating people… — Ben Feldman Copy Share Image
