There's only a handful of people who are just purely, inherently funny, and I'm not one of them. I need content and… — Gary Cole Copy Share Image
The Bill Engvall Show' is a comedy about a middle-class family in the Midwest. It's a great family show to watch if… — Nancy Travis Copy Share Image
“I thought we were in the clear as we began to round the corner of the bleachers, but then I saw, out… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Why put together a stand-up comedy routine? Especially if you’re not planning a comedy career? Because in the very process of creating… — Judy Carter Copy Share Image
I've always been attracted to comedy that was really close to the line and made people a little uncomfortable, because that's where… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
“Wait, it's going to fall," I say, pointing to the banner. "Pull it tighter-there, yeah, see how loose it is?" "A little… — J.A. Redmerski Copy Share Image
“He foll0wed her as she crossed to the four-station apparatus. His attention was glued to her butt the whole way. realizing what… — Sarah Mayberry Copy Share Image
“I can think of another quickie education for a child, which, in its way, is almost as salutary: Meeting a human being… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“Things will happen that you can’t prevent, things will fall apart that you can’t hold together, but ultimately you’re shaping yourself and… — Erik Tomblin Copy Share Image
“When the emergency brappers went of they did what any dedicated, well-trained and quick-minded Service personnel would do; they paniced. From the… — Stephen R. Donaldson Copy Share Image
I was very keen to work on the script with Scott Derrickson and [C. Robert] Cargill, and working out the important story… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
Love is not about expressing lovely words its about understanding a gentle touch Of pure heart !! And Friendship is to sit… — Kshitij Roshan Copy Share Image
“Are there weapons in a bookstore?' 'It's a store full of books, which are objects that can be thrown as well as… — Anne Bishop Copy Share Image
“Trehan &Lothaire “My Bride poisoned me so that I would lose a match against the demon male she loves.” Lothaire hiked his… — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
My partner after Fred Freeman was Jerry Belson. And Jerry Belson, after I was doing so well writing situation comedy, said, this… — Garry Marshall Copy Share Image
“In dealing with others, man is inherently a slave to his preconceptions, to the stereotypes he became familiar with that made life… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“You can't make a fan of everyone. Stay true to your story, characters, music, art or whatever it is you do and… — Ann Marie Frohoff Copy Share Image
You got to pay your dues to get the joke. Besides, laughter is cheap and very portable. If there's a pogrom, or… — Lenny Bruce Copy Share Image
“It was really almost a 90-yard punt, and had the sort of hang-time the Special Teams Asst. said you could have tender… — David Foster Wallace Copy Share Image
I love comedy and my characters in Sandip Ray's 'Jekhane Bhooter Bhoy' and Anik Dutta's 'Bhooter Bhobisyot' had comic elements and I… — Saswata Chatterjee Copy Share Image
I'm a stand-up comic. Anything else I do besides that is a plus, but stand-up comedy is what I do, it's what… — Dave Attell Copy Share Image
I love the humor of 'Monty Python.' I always remember being so impressed by how violent 'Monty Python' are, actually, when you… — Miguel Sapochnik Copy Share Image
“And however much the princess was assured that in our time young people themselves must settle their fate, she was unable to… — Tolstoy, Leo Copy Share Image
I agree that comedy does a good job - and is often about - stepping over the line - Lenny Bruce, etc.… — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
There are a couple of things I want to impart to ladies who want to be in comedy: One, you don’t have… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“It is only about things that do not interest one, that one can give a really unbiassed opinion; and this is no… — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
“Right now, all white people are either wearing or coveting a pair of Ray-Ban Wayfarer sunglasses. These sunglasses are so popular now… — Christian Lander Copy Share Image
“He cut short my request for something to eat, snapping out, "I don't believe you want to work." Now this was irrelevant.… — Jack London Copy Share Image
“The closest most people have ever come to understanding what an investment banker does may have been on October 24, 1995, when… — Peter Troob Copy Share Image
“All I have to do is shoot! In my excitement, I throw the ball down with more force than ever, feeling bad-ass.… — Jody Gehrman Copy Share Image
I don't feel like I thrive doing livestream comedy, per se. It really triggers a lot of little neuroses that I have… — Patti Harrison Copy Share Image
Human life is basically a comedy. Even its tragedies often seem comic to the spectator, and not infrequently they actually have comic… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
“Catterton Cats abide by the rules, Either writing or dancing in their afternoons Because that’s how it’s done, that’s all that— That’s… — Annabelle Nash Copy Share Image
“We got back to my house to find it ransacked. It was difficult to tell because I’m not the world’s greatest housekeeper… — David Wong Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are… — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
“Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together… — joss whedon Copy Share Image
The most obvious ones inspiring me are probably women in political life. There are also many women in artistic endeavors, but if… — Gloria Steinem Copy Share Image
“I can’t help but notice that you keep writing love poetry to my wife. Well, you see, I married her, which makes… — A.J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
On George W Bush: That man sits at that desk in the White House with the button that can end the world.… — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“Oh, you savvy conversationalist, you know it! Communication is like a magnet for connection—pulling in all the witty banter, charming dialogue, and… — lifeispositive.com Copy Share Image