That's also why comedy and horror are my two favorite genres of film to write, because you get these outbursts of emotion… — Diablo Cody Copy Share Image
Even before doing 'Comedy Circus' I tossed a coin and post that I decided to do that season. I didn't believe in… — Sargun Mehta Copy Share Image
“One day we found them. They must of been holding a gook convention or something, cause it seem like the same sort… — Winston Groom Copy Share Image
“She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me; I am in no humour at present to give consequence to young… — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
“There is a plain under a dim sky. It is covered with gentle rolling curves that might remind you of something else… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“I liked him, but since his particular field of interest was Remote Suggestion--the skill of projecting thoughts into people's heads from a… — Jasper Fforde Copy Share Image
I'm screamingly funny, you know, I really am in the books. And that helps because I'm funnier than a lot of people,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“What in the seven levels of hell did my son see in this place?” Horace asks. We’re standing on the street on… — Erica Cameron Copy Share Image
“This piece of shit just propositioned the French detective. What's wrong with my translation program?'' ''Let me have a shot.'' Peabody came… — J.D. Robb Copy Share Image
He has such a patronizing tone and manner, and such a sarcastic sense of humor. I found him rather brutal, a kind… — Jeremy Northam Copy Share Image
Black people who want to do comedy go into standup, where our heroes opened a lot of doors. Improv doesn't have a… — Jordan Peele Copy Share Image
“Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him. 'Mum! I can't give a professor love !'… — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“Let's look at this rationally...We've got a doctor who may kill him, an Attorney General who wants to declare him bananas, and… — Christopher Buckley Copy Share Image
“Words cannot express my disappointment that I must pass on the invitation to once again witness your gelatinous buttocks swaying as you… — A.C. Kemp Copy Share Image
There are many things that I find attractive about a woman. Foremost to me, of course, would be a sense of humor-but… — Joey Bishop Copy Share Image
“Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?" "I checked it very… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“I think we're too young to be dating. I mean I don't see what the rush is." Summer says. "Yeah, I agree,"… — R.J. Palacio Copy Share Image
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“Vicky always did have that kind of mind: since there was basically no activity going on inside her head, conversations went in… — Tana French Copy Share Image
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take… — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
“Sissy Mae Smith...stumbled into the room loaded down with even more bags. "You pack like a woman," she snarled when she finally… — Shelly Laurenston Copy Share Image
I've dropped a lot of race humor from my routines, not because I think it is in bad taste, but because I… — Nipsey Russell Copy Share Image
“From the moment I was first pregnant, and those around me insisted that treats such as cold cuts and nail polish could… — Kim Bongiorno Copy Share Image
Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver.… — George Thorogood Copy Share Image
“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny… — Aprilynne Pike Copy Share Image
“Life is so nice like a innocent baby, beautiful like a flower in the desert but people ruined their life by fake… — Rahul Bodkhe Copy Share Image
Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy seems like a terrifying thing. Objectively. Before anyone has done it, it seems like one of the most frightening things… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
“The policeman comes : in his hand the weapon that has knocked down more malefactors than all the batons the bull's-eye. He… — J.M. Barrie Copy Share Image
“He also brought Carly's purse from the living room. Having lived for months in the same house as Liam and his mate,… — Jennifer Ashley Copy Share Image
“HIPPOCRATIC OATH, n. A promise that mainly pleases the prof: “I swear by Apollo Healer, by Asclepius, by Hygieia, by Panacea, and… — Jonas Koblin Copy Share Image
“I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
Every man imagines that he will turn his suit like a double agent, that it can be twisted to his will with… — A. A. Gill Copy Share Image
Hosting is an art form. Like acting, singing, or comedy hosting is a craft. It's a delicate dance of timing, the ability… — Todd Newton Copy Share Image
The human comedy is always tragic, but since its ingredients are always the same - dupe, fox, straight, like burlesque skits -… — Dawn Powell Copy Share Image
“Male writers who never find the stabilizing force of an understanding woman in their lives usually end up as the jaded figures… — Janvier Chouteu-Chando Copy Share Image
“Delk shifted in his chair, the arrow point never wavering. "What do you want?" "Oh, the usual.World peace, a pair of Christian… — MaryJanice Davidson Copy Share Image
God laughs on two occasions. He laughs when the physician says to the patient's mother, 'Don't be afraid, mother; I shall certainly… — Ramakrishna Copy Share Image
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where… — Washington Irving Copy Share Image
